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Caption Competition: ‘I told you vibrating butt plugs would make these bloody awful visits more fun’


WINNER:KM- ‘I told you vibrating butt plugs would make these bloody awful visits more fun’ (from ZZRMark)   RUNNERS UP: Kate still seemed to be convinced that the man with … Continue reading

May 1, 2016 · 1 Comment

Nation celebrates 90yrs of forelock tugging


The simpering population of the UK turned out in dozens to mark the birth of yet another lizard overlord.  Obsequious to the point of nausea, the people of Britain displayed … Continue reading

April 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boredom now catered for in Cinemas


With one of America’s largest cinema chains (AMC) allowing millennials to text during films, plans are now in place to permit other hobbies within the auditorium; including still-life painting, roller-blading … Continue reading

April 27, 2016 · 2 Comments

Doctors opt for placebo strike


Having exhausted all conventional medicines in repairing the NHS, junior doctors have decided to embark upon another meaningless industrial action to solve the nation’s ills.  Despite resorting to a fake … Continue reading

April 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘It’s getting too easy now’ claims Corbyn


With an ever increasing torrent of Tory gaffs, the Leader of the Opposition is now contemplating dropping out of front-line politics in preference for a more challenging career.  Privately Mr. … Continue reading

April 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Damn, looks like they were ready for my ‘stepping outside through an unspecified exit…”


WINNER: ‘Damn, looks like they were ready for my ‘stepping outside through an unspecified exit…” (from BRH) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 23rd April 2016 RUNNERS UP: … Continue reading

April 24, 2016 · 2 Comments

Tax crooks ashamed to associated with FIFA‏


In what is being described as ‘a race to the bottom’ in terms of public opinion, Panamanian accountants have attempted to distance themselves with any connection with FIFA. While admitting … Continue reading

April 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

Roy Hodgson selects team for Brexit‏


While businesses are gearing up for a potential European exit in June, for England’s football manager the time to leave is ‘usually by the end of the first round’.  This … Continue reading

April 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Academize? Sorry we meant to say, ‘privatise’.


The Government was forced into an embarrassing apology for what was seen as ‘a monumental error in spell-check’ affecting the last six years of education policy.  Their successful privatisation of … Continue reading

April 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

HMRC relocates to Panama


In an effort to cut down on postage, HM Revenue & Customs have decided to move closer to where the UK’s richest claim to live – the Cayman Islands, Bermuda … Continue reading

April 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The later Fingerbob episodes became very dark..


WINNER: The later Fingerbob episodes became very dark.. (from SimonJJames)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 16th april 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘This years ukip kit has finally … Continue reading

April 16, 2016 · 4 Comments

I’ve never killed anyone ‘by hand’‏ insists Cameron


In the spirit of plausible deniability, the Prime Minister has provided the public with a list of things he ‘definitely never did’ but may have indirectly benefited from. Mr. Cameron … Continue reading

April 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Maths teachers to be released back into the wild


A captive breeding programme, that has tripled number of Iberian lynx, has successfully been applied to the UK’s ‘lesser-spotted maths graduate’.  There has been a well-documented national shortage of science … Continue reading

April 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK Steel returns to the Iron Age


David Cameron has set out his vision for the British steel industry, which involves cutting edge technology from the 8th century BC to the 1st century AD. Speaking from a … Continue reading

April 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Donald Trump ‘no longer funny’


As with a Lib Dem coalition, what started as a humorous electoral stunt now has all the hallmarks of becoming a grim reality.  The prospect of Donald Trump as President … Continue reading

April 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Zo, I have ze new investment tips, good returns, not much legal… interested?’


WINNER: ‘Zo, I have ze new investment tips, good returns, not much legal… interested?’ (from BRH) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 9th April 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘Take … Continue reading

April 10, 2016 · 2 Comments

Cleese sues ‘Fawlty Towers’ for making the rest of his career look bad


Having threatened to sue an Australian theatre company for a ‘shameless rip-off’ of his award-winning comedy show, John Cleese has been forced to take out a similar injunction against his … Continue reading

April 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Brussels’ carnage not enough to halt Trump coverage


Even though the actual Presidential race does not start until ‘f@$king July’, the world’s press continue to obsess about a series of primary contests that bear almost no relationship to … Continue reading

April 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

FBI unlocks iPhone by pressing ‘ctrl alt del’


After much technical consternation, scientists working for the US Justice Department (DOJ) have managed to crack Apple’s elaborate security with a simple ‘three-fingered re-boot’.  Much to everyone’s surprise, the iPhone’s … Continue reading

April 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

Diana memorial garden to be ‘bland, vacuous and covered in men’


Ahead of the 20th anniversary of Princess Diana’s death, a memorial will be created to her twin contributions to public life of ‘taking up space’ and ‘lying vacant’.  The garden … Continue reading

April 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: After a successful ‘live’ trial run all of the Georgebot’s creators quickly reached for it’s Off button.


WINNER: After a successful ‘live’ trial run all of the Georgebot’s creators quickly reached for it’s Off button. (from BRH) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP: ‘Have you … Continue reading

April 2, 2016 · 2 Comments

UK economy now based on your sweet tooth


Having failed to meet any of his budgetary targets the Chancellor, George Osborne, has taken the radical decision to peg the British currency to our fluctuating ‘munchies’.  Mr. Osborne is … Continue reading

March 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Donald Trump endorses assisted ‘political suicide’ for his opponents


In what some are describing as a ‘mercy killing’ and others as ‘natural selection’; one by one, Republican candidates are falling on their swords or discovering a Trump™ branded dagger … Continue reading

March 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Police warn IDS ‘on the loose’


‏ A national manhunt is underway for a man the security forces have described as a threat to livestock and the disabled.  Escaped from pro-EU captivity, Iain Duncan Smith (IDS) … Continue reading

March 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

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