Met Police merchandise range to have His & Her matching Taser
In order to commercialise law in the capital and put the pizzazz into policing, Scotland Yard will be launching a range of goods including furry handcuffs, vibrating truncheons and a … Continue reading
Corbyn refuses to shoot German serviceman
A nation was shocked, when Jeremy Corbyn failed to patriotically mark this year’s Remembrance Service; but instead said something ‘girly’ about peace and remembering some boring guff about history. The … Continue reading
Abandoned bicycle wheel probably no longer needs padlock
Even the most opportunist petty thief has shown very little interest in one deflated wheel, resolutely chained to railings of Crawley train station. With its misshapen form and bespoke spokes … Continue reading
Caption Competition: The Museum of Modern Art’s take on the Remembrance Day parade was as unfathomable as usual.
WINNER: The Museum of Modern Art’s take on the Remembrance Day parade was as unfathomable as usual. (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP It’s back to the drawing board for the … Continue reading
Oh…Trump is still here?
Although there seemed to be a lot of Democratic supporters gleefully cavorting with ticker-tape and cardboard cut-outs of Oprah Winfrey, the rest of the USA is less convinced that the … Continue reading
Theresa May wakes to discover Brexit ‘was all a dream’
A grateful Mrs May awoke to realise that the last few years were all just a fevered cheese nightmare, that she was still Home Secretary and that David Cameron was … Continue reading
‘Standing desks’ boost work performance claim shoe salesmen
Insole and corn-plaster manufacturers have come out in favour of the health benefits of standing at work. Which by coincidence, has also been endorsed by the Guild of Cobblers, the … Continue reading
Philip Hammond promises ‘one board rubber’ for every school
To the delight of parents and teachers, the Chancellor has promised to splash the cash on school essentials; such as 1 bottle of glue per 1,000 children, 1 compass per … Continue reading
Caption Competition: Watering down the Brexit Crop?
WINNER: Watering down the Brexit Crop? (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP Fracking-lite (from WalterNun) Three weeks of abstinence was too much for John (from ClaireCoatsV) Take that! Your filthy Mud Blood! … Continue reading
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