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 Facebook trademarks the word ‘book’


Having used its brand of Instagram to sue makers of the app Littergram, Facebook has demanded naming rights to any book-related suffix; including scrap books, match books and cheque books.  … Continue reading

May 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Hands up if you’re a modern kinda tyrant, with your finger firmly on the button.’


WINNER: ‘Hands up if you’re a modern kinda tyrant, with your finger firmly on the button.’ (from ThatsPaulsMail)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 28th May 2016 … Continue reading

May 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Corruption? Don’t you mean foreign?’ asks Cameron


Organisers of the anti-corruption summit in London were left red-faced when their key-note speaker, the UK’s Prime Minister, let slip that he was not au fait with the dictionary definition … Continue reading

May 26, 2016 · 2 Comments

Dissolved Monasteries rebuilt in Trafalgar Square


Having defeated ISIS by recreating Palmyra’s ‘Arch of Triumph’ in London, the UK is considering a reconstruction of other ancient landmarks destroyed by religious extremists.  First on the list are … Continue reading

May 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chilcott confirms End of Days


While many did not expect to see the eschaton within their lifetime, Sir John Chilcot has scheduled his apocalyptic report into the Iraq War for the 6th of July.  Many … Continue reading

May 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

McAlpine family happy to smear others


Willing to litigate until the cows come home (and before his own personal chickens come home to roost) the late Lord McAlpine was a staunch defender of people’s reputations – … Continue reading

May 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and this is not how many seats the Conservatives got in Scotland, it’s the number of votes….’


WINNERS: ‘…and this is not how many seats the Conservatives got in Scotland, it’s the number of votes….’ (from BRH)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 21st … Continue reading

May 21, 2016 · 1 Comment

Corbyn loses – just not any time soon


In light of humiliating Local Election results, Labour are having to come to terms with the fact that despite having accrued more votes and almost double the seats of their … Continue reading

May 19, 2016 · 4 Comments

‘Batman v Super-gonorrhoea’


Having gone head to head with Spiderman, the Caped Crusader is set to do battle with the latest super-villain – a sexually transmitted infection, in 3D!  Action-packed sequences of puss-like … Continue reading

May 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

CIA criticised for ‘sexting’ Bin Laden


Having provoked outrage by live-tweeting the killing of Osama Bin Laden, the CIA have now had to apologise for series of explicit ‘d@$k pics’ from the early 80s – when … Continue reading

May 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Queen overheard using the ‘C-word’


To the embarrassment of the Foreign Office, Her Majesty was caught on camera confirming the existence of China, a fact that had previously been supressed for much of the 20th … Continue reading

May 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The Lion, the Witch and the…Ladder?


WINNER: The Lion, the Witch and the…Ladder? (from Simon Booton-Mander)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: the Telegraph DATE: 14th may 2016 RUNNERS UP Julie wondered if her tuna flavoured … Continue reading

May 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Come and see the ‘House of Sock’


Do you suffer from embarrassing Panamanian leaks?  Do you worry about premature Brexit?  Are you looking for love with German dominatrix called Angela?  If so, look no further – all … Continue reading

May 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Ken Livingstone to keep digging‏


Merrily sprinkling conversations with reference to Nazis and rape, Mr. Livingstone has once more confirmed himself as the nation’s edgier after-dinner-speaker and children’s entertainer. Speaking to the press, the ex-Mayor … Continue reading

May 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Team GB reveals how ‘super hot’ they are


Disguised under the pretext of a kit launch, Britain’s athletes took time out of their busy schedule – of avoiding drug tests – to show off more bulging pectorals than … Continue reading

May 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

Musicians sound better dead


As albums of recently deceased Prince top the charts, replacing David Bowie’s back catalogue, it has become clear that the public only appreciate creativity when it is starting to decompose.  … Continue reading

May 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The invisible man and partner infiltrate conga line.


WINNER:The invisible man and partner infiltrate conga line. (from ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 7th May 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘As you can see the new C$untBot … Continue reading

May 8, 2016 · 1 Comment

5000-1 – Hillsborough families win vindication


The football season culminated with the bookies and Kelvin Mackenzie taking a drubbing, as families of the bereaved beat the odds to clear their names.  Despite Jamie Vardy being suspended, … Continue reading

May 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

Call for ministers to offer 24/7 dumb-fuckery


While legitimate concerns have been raised about NHS weekend provision, many are now demanding that the Cabinet spreads its incompetence more evenly over the week.  Data suggests a sharp decline … Continue reading

May 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

Love means never having to Nazi Apology


In a strange string of coincidence a Labour MP who hates Jeremy Corbyn and Ken Livingstone, found an excuse today to revel in his profound dislike of both men while … Continue reading

May 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

Utah declared ‘a turn off’


In what is seen as a ‘tat for tit’ retribution for the US State denouncing pornography as a public health risk; those in the sex industry have labelled Utah a … Continue reading

May 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘I told you vibrating butt plugs would make these bloody awful visits more fun’


WINNER:KM- ‘I told you vibrating butt plugs would make these bloody awful visits more fun’ (from ZZRMark)   RUNNERS UP: Kate still seemed to be convinced that the man with … Continue reading

May 1, 2016 · 1 Comment

Nation celebrates 90yrs of forelock tugging


The simpering population of the UK turned out in dozens to mark the birth of yet another lizard overlord.  Obsequious to the point of nausea, the people of Britain displayed … Continue reading

April 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boredom now catered for in Cinemas


With one of America’s largest cinema chains (AMC) allowing millennials to text during films, plans are now in place to permit other hobbies within the auditorium; including still-life painting, roller-blading … Continue reading

April 27, 2016 · 2 Comments

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