Caption Competition: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’
WINNER: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP “Danny Baker called the bear a what?!?’ (from Hoylander) ‘F$ck! I’ve … Continue reading
Change UK & Brexit Party to merge – ‘to get all the votes’
Leaders of the UK’s newest political/money-laundering parties, have agreed to unite a nation behind a motto of ‘one member, one policy’. Analysis has shown that by combining all the Leave … Continue reading
Seventy-six pubs ‘shutting per month’ to avoid Nigel Farage
The ex-UKIP leader is threatening to campaign throughout the country, which by ‘country’, he means a photo opportunity with every purveyor of craft ale he can find. Sadly this has … Continue reading
Spoiler Alert! George RR Martin doesn’t know how GOT ends either
The American novelist has confessed that he is avoiding all online discussion of ‘Game of Thrones’, so he can also enjoy the surprise of how it all ends. Although having … Continue reading
Spurs & Liverpool both plan to be 4-0 down by half-time
Both Champion’s League finalists have revealed that their tactic for success will be to establish themselves as the biggest underdog since the Karate Kid took up MMA. Plans include playing … Continue reading
Caption Competition: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’
WINNER: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP “No no Theresa, I have no more blood to give you” (from David Thomas) ‘Kiss goodbye to … Continue reading
Is Boris Johnson’s character ‘Kwasi Kwarteng’ racist?
The renowned Brexiteer has defended his decision to continue to perform his ‘black face’ caricature of a bumbling historian. Despite using negative class-based stereo-types, Mr. Johnson insisted that his ‘Kwasi’ … Continue reading
Gavin Williamson asks if Ecuador still has a spare room?
Wanted for leaking state secrets from the National Security Council, the disgraced Defence Secretary is looking for somewhere to hide from press scrutiny, his own innate stupidity and the smug … Continue reading
ISIS leader makes rare appearance in Taylor Swift’s new video
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ‘Booby’ to his friends, has pleased fan-girls everywhere by dropping some ‘phat moves’ and AK assault rifles in the pop video ‘ME!’. Famous for his sugary brand … Continue reading
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