Caption Competition
Readers of Flib are asked to submit their caption for this week’s image via the reply button or a direct message to @Wrenfoe on twitter. The closing date for the … Continue reading
Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth announce 2020 divorce
Publicists for the celebratory pair were pleased to announce the couple’s imminent nuptials, quickly followed by a flurry of lucrative media interest and to culminate in the inevitable break-up. The … Continue reading
Moon probe still wrapped in KitKat wrapper
With almost 50 years of lunar technology available, the Chinese space agency has still opted to use the contents of a lunch-box to protect the delicate Chang’e-4. The first images … Continue reading
Dr Who regeneration plot line part of NHS ‘long term plan’
In the absence of any real increase in nursing or funding, the NHS is going to have to depend upon implausible plot devices and a lifetime’s supply of Tiger Balm. … Continue reading
China Moon Mission: Pink Floyd album an elaborate scam
Having landed on the dark side of the moon, Chinese scientists have confirmed a complete lack of quadraphonic music and ‘almost no evidence’ of 1970’s prog-rock. Instead, the Chang’e-4 probe … Continue reading
Caption Competition: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old
WINNER: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old (from BotTheDot) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr Trump? Wake up – it’s time to go to work’ (From Nicktoon5) Brexit … Continue reading
Shit creek contractor has never ‘actually’ used paddle before
In the event of a no-deal Brexit – or karma as it is known – the British government has entrusted part of their ferry service to a firm without any … Continue reading
Gabon foils military coup by having a ‘People’s Vote’
The Gabonese Government has managed to avoid open rebellion by having offering a second Brexit referendum. This follows five soldiers taking control of the national radio station; demanding an end … Continue reading
Nightmares caused by farts you don’t let out
Scientists have discovered that repressed flatulence gives rise to your inner demons and can result in disturbing images; such as ghosts, monsters or Theresa May running in a field of … Continue reading
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