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Readers of Flib are asked to submit their caption for this week’s image via the reply button or a direct message to @Wrenfoe on twitter. The closing date for the … Continue reading

July 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Pokéy Grindr sweeps the nation


Hot on the heels of the augmented realty success Pokémon GO, a new dating-app is allowing amorous singletons to locate the whereabouts of horny anime characters. Described a ‘geosocial f@ckfest’, … Continue reading

July 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

You can’t put a price on mutually assured destruction


Theresa May was delighted to announce to The Commons, that she had secured the obliteration of  ‘all life as we know it’ at the bargain price of £31bn.  She insisted … Continue reading

July 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Not all Labour MPs able to register as Tories


The National Executive Committee (NEC) has been criticised for restricting their backbenchers from joining the Conservatives before the next General Election – despite 172 MPs signing up to defeat the … Continue reading

July 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Turkey blames Eagle for Lame Duck


Having insinuated that the U.S. was behind the failed coup in Istanbul, President Erdogan has now accused Labour’s back-benchers of masterminding ‘another in a long line of cock ups’.  While … Continue reading

July 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘There’s one of Boris’ lies!’ ‘There’s another one! It’s huge!’


WINNER:’There’s one of Boris’ lies!’ ‘There’s another one! It’s huge!’ (from Christopher Blackmore) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 23rd July 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘Boris Johnson is coming … Continue reading

July 23, 2016 · 1 Comment

North Korea to take UK’s EU spot


Leaders of European Community have reacted swiftly to Brexit news; planning to fill the void with a someone a little less ‘picky’ about concepts of democracy and who is rarely … Continue reading

July 21, 2016 · 3 Comments

Gove now seeks Top Gear post


Having consulted with his wife and his conscience (or Rupert Murdoch as it is known), the Justice Secretary has nominated himself as the perfect replacement for Chris Evans – offering … Continue reading

July 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

NEC: You must have Sky Sports to vote


Having agreed magnanimously to allow Jeremy Corbyn to stand in the leadership election for which he is already the leader, Labour’s Executive have ruled that all new members must pay … Continue reading

July 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

Corbyn killed Robb Stark


As the Blairite-wing of the Labour Party continues to condemn their leader for ‘someone else’s sh@t’, the list of accusations against Mr. Corbyn now includes Brexit, anti-Semitism and sinking of … Continue reading

July 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Nigel, there you are. You’re a fan of democracy aren’t you? So, you are to be shot in the morning. It was unanimous. Have a good day’.


WINNER: ‘Nigel, there you are. You’re a fan of democracy aren’t you? So, you are to be shot in the morning. It was unanimous. Have a good day’. (from Runny … Continue reading

July 17, 2016 · 3 Comments

Spiked drink blamed for May’s vision of a better Britain


Concerns have been raised that the UK’s PM-elect has been the target of a prank involving magic mushrooms, a kaleidoscope and some ‘dubious’ cheese.  Clearly under the influence of hallucinogens, … Continue reading

July 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boris shocked to discover he has terrible judgement


While the British electorate, the families of the Hillsborough victims and Mr. Johnson’s own barber may have seen it coming, the ex-Mayor of London has been gobsmacked to learn that … Continue reading

July 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Eagle joins race to be UK’s most hated woman


While Andrea Leadsom surrenders to Theresa May for the role of ‘Mrs Trunchbull’, the ex-shadow minister and ex-Labour supporter, Angela Eagle, is hoping to unite her party behind Jeremy Corbyn…by … Continue reading

July 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chilcot to publish Southern Rail timetable


The long awaited revised timetable is set to be published this week, with a damning verdict on the ‘war criminals’ responsible for scheduling trains on the London to Brighton line.  … Continue reading

July 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Nooo – after you, you backstabbing bastard’


WINNERS: ‘No, after you’ ‘No, I insist, after you’ ‘No, really, after you’ ‘I said, NO, after you’ ‘NOOOO – AFTER YOU YOU BACKSTABBING BASTARD’ ‘PIG FUCKER, PIG FUCKER, PIG … Continue reading

July 10, 2016 · 3 Comments

Tony Blair’s apology in FULL


                                                        Yours truly … Continue reading

July 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

 1 in 5 couples close to break-up – 4 in 5 just ‘kidding themselves’


A new study published by the charity Relate reveal that the majority of UK couples are living in a delusional state that they are actually ‘happy’.  Only a fifth of … Continue reading

July 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Some ballots are more equal than others’ say Labour MPs‏


Like every whining Remain campaigner, the Parliamentary Labour Party (PLP) has declared itself in favour of all forms of democracy, except the ones they don’t like the outcome of.  With … Continue reading

July 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Stupid is as stupid does’ explains the UK.


The electorate have delivered a resounding ‘No…maybe…um’ to the issue of EU membership, while finally confirming that ‘you can’t fix dumb’ when it comes to being British.  Meanwhile as the … Continue reading

July 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘And they believed it….they believed it all mwahhahahahahahahahahaha. Now my monkeys FLY FLY ‘


WINNER: ‘And they believed it….they believed it all mwahhahahahahahahahahaha. Now my monkeys FLY FLY’ (from Claire O’Neill) RUNNERS UP Wanker (from Al O’Pecia) ‘Hands up who’s never done a day’s … Continue reading

July 3, 2016 · 4 Comments

Depp in ironic custody battle for his dogs


Divorce documents have been filed by Johnny Depp and his actress wife Amber Heard, citing ‘irreconcilable dogs’ as the cause.  The couple are now facing a protracted three-way battle with … Continue reading

June 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Next stop…Trump


The Great British half-baked electorate and Leicester City have proven the pollsters to be no better than a bunch of soothsayers, who spend their days counting Facebook likes and chicken … Continue reading

June 29, 2016 · 2 Comments

‘This shit just got real’ explains George Osborne


  The Chancellor has made a stark warning to all the ‘mofos, bitches and investment analysts’ that the proverbial is going to hit-the-fan in the event of a Brexit.  Wearing … Continue reading

June 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

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