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Readers of Flib are asked to submit their caption for this week’s image via the reply button or a direct message to @Wrenfoe on twitter. The closing date for the … Continue reading

February 22, 2020 · Leave a comment

Chancellor of Exchequer to become zero-hour contract


Sajid Javid has resigned from the cabinet, after being asked to stack shelves at Sports Direct and drive an Uber cab on the weekend. A No. 10 spokeswoman said: ‘Sajid … Continue reading

February 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

Belgium gets tough on deadbeat Kings


Former Belgian King Albert II has been forced to admit to fathering an illegitimate child and not having read Tintin. Backdated child support payments will include €78, the city of … Continue reading

February 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

NHS ‘coronavirus pod’ is the new name for ‘corridor’


With no additional capacity, hospitals have been forced to improvise with their use of space; converting carparks into wards, skips into surgeries and toilets into ‘executive office space, with unlimited … Continue reading

February 18, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris: ‘The only cure for coronavirus is a blue passport’


Brexiteers and medical officials agree that the colour of your passport will be the deciding factor in whether you contract 2019-nCoV virus or end up speaking French.  Moving from a … Continue reading

February 17, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: To boldly go, where Hollywood is too scared to go


WINNERS: To boldly go, where Hollywood is too scared to go (from ThoughtYolk)   RUNNERS UP A couple of old Cling-ons (From Tootywince2) Who’d have thought it, they are that … Continue reading

February 16, 2020 · 2 Comments

Shadowy fence-panelling cartel behind Storm Ciara


Evidence has emerged that the havoc wrecked upon the UK’s gardens, by severe gales, may have been premeditated.  Rather than an example of climate change, Storm Ciara is thought to … Continue reading

February 13, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump & Netanyahu sign the Treaty of Versailles


The, soon to be convicted, Presidents have come up with a unique two state solution; which involves the creation of an ‘Israel A’ and an ‘Israel B’, while leaving Palestine … Continue reading

February 12, 2020 · Leave a comment

UK decides an extra £1.3bn is a small price to pay for nuclear holocaust


Despite running over its £2.5bn budget, the Ministry of Defence insisted that its plan to destroy ‘all life as we know it’ provides excellent value for money.  A spokesman said: … Continue reading

February 11, 2020 · Leave a comment

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