Apple reduces bodily orifices down to one
Having phased out the redundant headphone socket, hardware designers have turned their attention to the outmoded bOdy 2.0. Removing all but the face aperture, Apple hope that this slimmed-down version … Continue reading
Caption Competition: Hinkley Point? More like a Chinese takeaway.
WINNER: Hinkley Point? More like a Chinese takeaway. (from MarySpence81) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 24th Sept 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘Urgh!’ (from ZZRMark) ‘Let go of my … Continue reading
Syrian transition more detailed than Brexit
Despite five years of civil war and 250,000 fatalities, Syrian opposition factions have managed to do something that Theresa May was unable to do – actually ‘have a plan’. The … Continue reading
Dusty Springfield’s testimony convicts radical preacher
Anjem Choudary has been jailed for five-and-a-half years, primarily on evidence surrounding his wayward son Billy-Ray. At the Old Bailey, Mrs Springfield provided a posthumous eyewitness account of visits by … Continue reading
May rejects points-based Premiership
The Prime Minister has dismissed calls to control entry into the Champions League via a top four finish, favouring a fairer ‘who has the most money’ system. In the aftermath … Continue reading
Caption Competition: ‘Okay, who’s idea was it to wear the bald caps?’
WINNER: ‘Okay, who’s idea was it to wear the bald caps?’ (from AprilDoesDance) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 17th Sept 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘Live long and prosper…although … Continue reading
Outrage as Mother Theresa sainted before Diana
Daily Express readers have been frothing at the mouth and tearing at their hospital restraints in frustration, that ‘some flighty piece of skirt’ from India will be canonized ahead of … Continue reading
Chinese bridge made from iPhone glass
Beijing officials have been left red-faced by the discovery that their 430m-long bridge, costing $3.4m, was constructed without a screen protector. Having used iPhone glass technology, the Zhangjiajie bridge is … Continue reading
Awful baby names are just karma
A fifth of parents claim to have named and shamed their child, to reflect the heinousness of their baby’s past-life misdeeds. These range from minor-offences resulting in names like Brian … Continue reading
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