Success, as 4 million of the original 16 million Remainers, still support Remain
The ‘Cancel Brexit’ petition has passed 4m signatures in less than 48 hours, which is amazing. Particularly as ‘Vote Remain’ passed 16 million in 24 hours. At this rate ‘Cancel … Continue reading
Caption Competition: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’
Winner: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’ (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP “We’re independent!.. from something.” (from David H) If we are the ‘answer’, is the question what does ‘meh’ … Continue reading
Afghanistan 10, Rest of the World 0
What does the British, Soviet and American Empires have in common – besides an excessive amount of other people’s oil – could it be a complete failure to defeat one … Continue reading
Are you Anti-Semitic? Or just Mel Gibson?
Not sure if you are a rampant racist? Still angry about the whole Jesus crucifixion thing? Not a fan of Woody Allen movies? You might be anti-Semitic, but thanks to … Continue reading
By 29th March everyone in the UK will be a constitutional expert
As a result of wall to wall ‘Brexshit’ coverage, your average voter now has a better grasp of parliamentary procedures than William Pitt the Younger. In fact, most people can … Continue reading
April Fools’ Day to coincide with Brexit
The Prime Minister has taken the unusual step of tying any meaningful Brexit decision to April 1st, to maximise levels of ridicule and mirth. Explained a spokeswoman for No. 10: … Continue reading
Caption Competition: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’
WINNER: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’ (from IanWelling_2) RUNNERS UP “Stop doing that, Boris! You’re letting all the air out.” (from David H) “The things I have … Continue reading
Teachers to be offered a ‘wage’ to stay in school
The Department for Education is exploring the radical suggestion of offering teachers some kind of monetary transaction in exchange for a life of constant criticism and mountainous paperwork. With teaching … Continue reading
Sajid Javid to strip UK brides of EU citizenship
Taking a tough stance against extremist Remoaners, the Home Secretary has said he will be removing EU rights from anyone who holidays in Ibiza, wears a black turtleneck or has … Continue reading
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