Harry the Hornet resigns over something…probably anti-Semitism
The Labour Party has found itself mired in further controversy as the Watford mascot resigned, amid accusations that he might have done something to offend Margaret Hodge. For some ‘Harry’ … Continue reading
Trump visit to put the potato famine into perspective
The people of Ireland are braced for the arrival of Donald Trump, with many likening it to the birth of Jedward. Historically Ireland has had more than its fair share … Continue reading
Caption Competition: The Brexit Hokey Cokey – you put your right foot in, your far-right foot out..
WINNER: The Brexit Hokey Cokey – you put your right foot in, your far-right foot out… (from BasicallyMum2) Not so much a dance, as a cry for help (from JuniperBlack) … Continue reading
Tom Watson ‘reversed’ type-2 socialism
Through a diet of Peter Mandelson and regular exercise – running from his socialist principles – Labour’s deputy leader has revealed he is clear of all leftist tendencies. A slim-line … Continue reading
Melissa McCarthy denies links to Witch-hunt
While initially pleased to see her name trending on Twitter, the respected Emmy Award winner was appalled by the negative connotations that her surname was generating. It turns out ‘McCarthyism’ … Continue reading
Fear that ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ intends to bring back Timmy Mallet
The public and armed services are on high alert, after a leaked memo suggests that a No-Deal Brexit will lead to re-runs of ‘Mallet’s Mallet’. The Operation Yellowhammer contingency plan … Continue reading
Everyone agrees Tony Blair’s comments are ‘really helpful’
The grateful citizens of the UK have welcomed the ex-Prime Minister reminding them all why he is an ex-Prime Minister and why nobody likes a war criminal. Where previously there … Continue reading
Caption Competition: Bus for Corbyn! Taxi for Blairites!
Bus for Corbyn! Taxi for Blairites! (from SouthWesterlyMum) Don’t focus on me lads, I’ve changed. Get the message on the bus instead… ‘ £350 million, let’s spend it all on … Continue reading
Goats ‘drawn’ to happy human faces at risk of ‘goat-fiddlers’
Scientists have warned of a steep rise in bestiality due to the naïve nature of goats, who are easily lured by lusty looks or the leering face of a Peer … Continue reading
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