North Korea asks – Do you feel lucky? Well? Do ya, punk?
Unsure as to whether they had recently tested six intercontinental ballistic missiles or only five, the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] increased their rhetoric against the US by waving … Continue reading
Caption Competition: Hitchcock does Brexit
WINNER: Hitchcock does Brexit (from karenwestBB) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 19th Aug 2017 RUNNERS UP Merkel puts in Cameo appearance. (from Al O’Pecia) ‘Naked Attraction’ – … Continue reading
Student describes Pesto as ‘transformative’
Martin Cabrera, 20, has declared himself the ‘new Jamie Oliver’, having found out that Pesto is more than just a mysterious jar hidden behind some out-of-date kidney beans. Martin further … Continue reading
Chocolate bars aren’t smaller, we’re just fatter
Manufacturers have dismissed claims that confectionery favourites have shrunk, explaining that anything would look small in our ‘big fat, sausage fingers’. The Office for National Statistics concluded that 2,500 products … Continue reading
Student debt is ‘character building’
According to the tabloids, owing £90,000 before you have left home now tops Maslow’s hierarchy of needs – just above feeling bloated, spam email and hangnail. University students need to … Continue reading
Office worker still thinks manual labour ‘looks relaxing’
Gazing at workmen assembling scaffolding outside his office window, Joshua Millingsworth (29) told all within earshot, that working class people ‘don’t have a care in the world’. Based on years … Continue reading
Caption Competition: ‘…and then you tighten the knot around the base of the penis like so.’
WINNER: ‘…and then you tighten the knot around the base of the penis like so.’ (from ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 12 Aug 2017 RUNNERS … Continue reading
Everyone pretending to know where Venezuela is
As civil disturbance spreads throughout the Bolivarian Republic, many in the UK are concerned that it may impact on its neighbours – Belguim, El Dorado and Mordor. There were press … Continue reading
End of ‘Paint’ program signals death of Soviet Nonconformist Art
Anonymous graffiti and digital artist ‘Microsoft’ has said he no longer plans to work through the medium of satirical street art and Ctrl + V. Know for his subversive epigrams … Continue reading
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