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Mumsnet fury over nuclear testing

Online parent forums were aflame with criticism that Kim Jong-un was asking North Korea to sit a thermo-nuclear test far too early, without proper preparation for key stage 2 and … Continue reading

October 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

May: ‘The only good Gay is a dead Gay’

The Government renewed their commitment to pardoning homosexuals for being ‘being a bit gay’, provided they had the good sense to have been declared deceased.  Blocking a private member’s Bill … Continue reading

October 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Many dogs still running on Windows Vista

More than 4,700 stray dogs failed to be reunited with their owners due to outdated microchips or using outmoded operating systems.  Around 3,463 stray dogs were destroyed for not being … Continue reading

October 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Sing like you’re winning!’

WINNER: ‘Sing like you’re winning!’ (from BeggarsCanBe) RUNNERS UP Everyone was ready for the visit of the dentist, those too long in the tooth were rooted out. (from Bryntin) Who … Continue reading

October 22, 2016 · 1 Comment

May to repeal the repeal of the Corn Laws

The Prime Minister is to embark on an ambitious programme of repealing every bit of legislation that might protect the British worker.  Starting with the Human Rights and European Communities … Continue reading

October 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Everyone quits

Following a spate of high profile resignations caused by inquiries into child abuse, football corruption and bakery-related shenanigans, the British public have all decided to follow suit.  As of Monday … Continue reading

October 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boris pledges Syrians extra NHS funding

The Foreign Secretary made a series unsubstantiated promises to end the conflict in Syria – having already delivered so successfully on Brexit, homelessness in London and keeping his ‘Little Johnson’ … Continue reading

October 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Democracy? Meh

As Columbian voters see fit to reject a Farc peace deal and the British electorate voted for Brexit, Steve Brookstein and more bad plumbing, governments are now realising that democracy … Continue reading

October 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Thank goodness we have access to free healthcare in Europe as part of the EU! Only an idiot would want to leave. Wait…’

WINNER: ‘Thank goodness we have access to free healthcare in Europe as part of the EU! Only an idiot would want to leave. Wait…’ (from nathanjchapman) This month’s photo come … Continue reading

October 15, 2016 · 2 Comments

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