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Wight Supremacist wins Ventnor Council

Hot on the heels of Donald Trump’s success, an Isle of Wight hotelier has secured a majority of parish seats – despite pollsters inaccurately predicting a victory for a candidate … Continue reading

December 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘And this is why I don’t go out much’

WINNER: ‘And this is why I don’t go out much’ (from ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 3rd Dec 2016 RUNNERS UP Another Kardashian…pre-photoshop (from Collywobbs) This … Continue reading

December 4, 2016 · 1 Comment

May, Hammond & Johnson: ‘The Planned Poor’

Fans of austerity and motorcars have been delighted by a new TV series, featuring the Government driving the economy into the ditch.  In addition, the trio plan to tour the … Continue reading

December 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

Trump in gender transition confusion

White House staff have been briefed to expect the President Elect, but Republican officials are yet to confirm if he will be arriving as Donald or his trans-identity – Juanita. … Continue reading

November 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Castro: Grim Reaper 1 CIA 0

Despite 638 attempts, the Central Intelligence Bureau has failed to do what ‘natural causes’ has managed to do in an instant.  The death of Fidel Castro, at 90, is less … Continue reading

November 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Lego refuse to build Trump’s wall

Under the hashtag ‘StopFundingHate’ the Danish firm have ceased collaboration with Republicans, The Daily Mail and James Corden’s agent.  Citing ethical reasons, the toy manufacturer said they would continue to … Continue reading

November 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘She’s ready for Black Friday’

WINNER: ‘She’s ready for Black Friday’ (from ZZRMark)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com Anti-pussy grabbing outfit (from SnuggleBumbs) ‘Hilary won, right?’ (from 5555AlltheFives) Delusional (from Gundorf) DATE: … Continue reading

November 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Shakespeare to remain authentically boring

The Board of Shakespeare’s Globe have reassured audiences of their mission to produce shows of ‘mind-numbing tweeness’, purposely designed to send your average GCSE Literature student into a spiral of … Continue reading

November 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hitler’s wife’s knickers ‘still’ an awkward Xmas present

Still looking for that special gift which says silky M&S luxury, yet with a hint of Nazi memorabilia?  Why not splash £3,000 at auction on Eva Braun’s lilac pants; it … Continue reading

November 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

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