Fans of sugar and saturated fat, have been ‘strangely upbeat’ to learn that there is a national shortage of lettuce, broccoli and other ‘rabbit food’. Children have been forced to … Continue reading
Peter Capaldi has resigned as a locum Timelord, buckling under the pressure of delivering a 24/7 NHS alongside defeating Daleks. For Mr Capaldi the tipping point came when he was … Continue reading
The GCSE curriculum is to be revised once more, with historical content more representative of events that have shaped Britain, including – 70’s light entertainers, football coaches and Southern Rail. … Continue reading
A little bit of stand-up from a gig at Worthing Pavilion. Enjoy.
Friends have grown concerned that the BBC’s political editor is letting her loathing of ‘allotment owning socialists’ get the better of her. Such is her disdain for all things Corbyn, … Continue reading
Hot on the heels of new legislation to protect expectant mothers, men are also demanding job protection whenever they plan to impregnate someone. Statistics suggest as much 72% of all … Continue reading
Rolling out the red carpet and the nipple tassels, the UK’s Prime Minister has insisted that Donald Trump will receive a state visit and ‘a massage, with extras’. To this … Continue reading
The Prime Minister gave her full-throated support for nuclear missile system that has all the accuracy of drunk aiming for the toilet bowl. Despite knowing that Trident was unable to … Continue reading