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Caption Competition


Readers of Flib are asked to submit their caption for this week’s image via the reply button or a direct message to @Wrenfoe on twitter. The closing date for the … Continue reading

April 18, 2015 · Leave a comment

‘For whom the bells troll’ (another plug)


Some chums of mine at Newsbiscuit have put together a new book – here. The book is an illustrated collection of tales with the common theme of Trolls; with contributions from … Continue reading

April 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Newzoids (A shameless plug)


ITV are launching an exciting new show called ‘Newzoids’. An even bigger surprise is that Wrenfoe (aka me) has contributed to some of the writing. Mainly in crayon! ‘Welcome to … Continue reading

April 15, 2015 · 2 Comments

Clinton set to enter the UK election


British voters, despairing of the ineptitude of their own politicians, have been buoyed by the news that Hilary Clinton is on the verge of declaring her candidacy for Prime Minister. … Continue reading

April 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Osborne offers all Pensioners a ticket to Las Vegas


In what he describes as a ‘pension revolution’, the Chancellor has agreed to invest the nation’s pension schemes on Nevada’s craps tables. By simply cashing out their savings now, those … Continue reading

April 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Our new driver for 2015 – Peter Brady!’


WINNER: ‘Our new driver for 2015 – Peter Brady!’ (from Inchcock)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 11th April 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘The Invisible Man wins his first … Continue reading

April 12, 2015 · 3 Comments

Heinz and Kraft merge to make some kind of ‘pink sludge’‏


In becoming the world’s third-largest food company, Heinz/Kraft have set their goal on developing ‘an unsightly but delicious blend of tomato and processed cheese’. Kraft shares have soared by more … Continue reading

April 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tooth fairy moving onto kidneys


With half of the UK’s eight-year-olds suffering from tooth decay, all gossamer-winged withdrawals will now focus on harvesting undamaged organs. Children can now expect to wake with significant surgical scarring … Continue reading

April 8, 2015 · 4 Comments

Old dogs no longer funded for trick-based education


The Department for Business, Innovation and Skills (BIS) has decided to cut 24% from the adult education budget to remove a culture of just ‘fetching sticks’ and looking cute. Instead, … Continue reading

April 7, 2015 · 2 Comments

New Lagoon Power Plants just create mental images of Brooke Shields topless


Despite their importance to the UK’s environment and energy reserves, all internet searches related to lagoon power leads directly to 1980’s soft porn. Although six new tidal plants are being … Continue reading

April 6, 2015 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘With Zayn leaving the band, China took the opportunity to launch their answer to One Direction’


WINNER: ‘With Zayn leaving the band, China took the opportunity to launch their answer to One Direction’ (from Juggs7a)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 4th April … Continue reading

April 5, 2015 · 1 Comment

Cameron promises not to serve a third term. Voters helpfully rule out a second.


In an attempt to manage public expectation, the Prime Minister has said he will not be swayed into staying in office, regardless of any mass displays of affection. Meanwhile, nonplussed … Continue reading

April 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Nigel Farage


Surely an April Fools’ Joke?

April 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Zayn quits 1D in protest over Clarkson


Pre-pubescent girls around the globe were left reeling from the double disappointment of their two favourite pin-ups leaving to pursue solo projects. Zayn and Clarkson have been long time admirers … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Police search continues for the most ‘meaningless’ election issue


Officers have issued another request for any information pertaining to the whereabouts of the UK’s 2015 General Election. Meanwhile police have been dredging canals for anything that could be construed … Continue reading

March 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘I’ve pissed my pants, someone fetch Matron…’


WINNER: ‘I’ve pissed my pants, someone fetch Matron…’ (from Paul Nichol)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE:28th March 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘And this is where I’ll be spawning’ (from … Continue reading

March 29, 2015 · 1 Comment

Millions watch racist MEP totally ‘eclipse’ racist Party Leader


School children, wearing protective goggles, were treated to the rare glimpse of Nigel Farage’s face been obscured in tabloid papers by reports of a fraudulent UKIP colleague, Janice Atkinson. The … Continue reading

March 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

War in Middle East great idea says forgetful Vatican


Surprisingly, even after a thousand years of bloody crusades, the Papacy looks keen to get all ‘old school’ in spreading love throughout Iraq and Syria. A spokesman for Archbishop Silvano … Continue reading

March 25, 2015 · 4 Comments

NHS ‘almost killed’ Farage – Doctors promise to ‘try harder’ next time


Further evidence has emerged of public health-care under-funding, as the NHS is failing to meet its target for killing off elderly racists. Doctors were forced apologise for the oversight and … Continue reading

March 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tony Blair to become the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse


The US, EU, UN, Russia and anyone with a pulse, have all agreed that the ex-Prime Minister has ‘exhausted’ all the potential irony in being described as a ‘Peace Envoy’ … Continue reading

March 23, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Members of the Ku Klux Kreche in sit down protest as they notice their hoods are different colours.


WINNER: “It’s diversity by stealth!” Members of the Ku Klux Kreche in sit down protest as they notice their hoods are different colours. (from nathanjchapman) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com … Continue reading

March 22, 2015 · 4 Comments

First penis transplant, as Clarkson moves to SKY


Rumours are abound that the curmudgeonly Top Gear presenter has deliberated struck his co-employee to contrive a more lucrative TV contract elsewhere. SKY satellite engineers will work around the clock to … Continue reading

March 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

World’s largest gunrunner oddly concerned that we might not buy their guns‏


By a strange coincidence Europe’s recent cutbacks to NATO spending, has prompted a shrill response from the military–industrial complex of the United States. US Military experts and diplomats are so … Continue reading

March 18, 2015 · Leave a comment

Clarkson petition proves that half a million people want to punch a co-worker


Sociologists have revised their initial interpretation of the groundswell of support for David Cameron’s favourite ‘designated driver’, Mr Clarkson. Recent research suggests those signing to keep his wine-ravaged face on … Continue reading

March 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

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