Hard Border with the Chagos Islands a bit ‘soggy’
Brexiteers claim that the disputed sovereignty of the islands can be resolved with a border arrangement; involving being strip-searched by squid and very wet toll-booth. Boris Johnson was confident that … Continue reading
‘Lorraine Kelly’ is code-name for the Cayman Islands
A tribunal has ruled that the bubbly TV host does not actually exist and is in fact an elaborate scam – involving unmarked bills, a human-sized puppet and a Glaswegian … Continue reading
Grenfell survivors: ‘Can we have the New Zealand government help us?’
While Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, took just moments to respond to the Christchurch mosque shooting; Theresa May is yet to add Grenfell to her ‘to do’ list. New Zealand’s swift … Continue reading
Success, as 4 million of the original 16 million Remainers, still support Remain
The ‘Cancel Brexit’ petition has passed 4m signatures in less than 48 hours, which is amazing. Particularly as ‘Vote Remain’ passed 16 million in 24 hours. At this rate ‘Cancel … Continue reading
Caption Competition: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’
Winner: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’ (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP “We’re independent!.. from something.” (from David H) If we are the ‘answer’, is the question what does ‘meh’ … Continue reading
Afghanistan 10, Rest of the World 0
What does the British, Soviet and American Empires have in common – besides an excessive amount of other people’s oil – could it be a complete failure to defeat one … Continue reading
Are you Anti-Semitic? Or just Mel Gibson?
Not sure if you are a rampant racist? Still angry about the whole Jesus crucifixion thing? Not a fan of Woody Allen movies? You might be anti-Semitic, but thanks to … Continue reading
By 29th March everyone in the UK will be a constitutional expert
As a result of wall to wall ‘Brexshit’ coverage, your average voter now has a better grasp of parliamentary procedures than William Pitt the Younger. In fact, most people can … Continue reading
April Fools’ Day to coincide with Brexit
The Prime Minister has taken the unusual step of tying any meaningful Brexit decision to April 1st, to maximise levels of ridicule and mirth. Explained a spokeswoman for No. 10: … Continue reading
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