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Dear Readers of Flibbertigibbet News, This is goodbye – but not really.  As you know, for the last 13 years my stories have regularly appeared on the NewsBiscuit website.  In … Continue reading

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Ringo Starr disowns Yellow Submarine

The Beatles drummer Ringo Star issued this statement to press this afternoon about the Beatles’ back catalogue, in particular tracks on…http://dlvr.it/S9cqpJ

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Wallet Inspectors to be nationalized

Having spent the last three decades working in the private sector, the UK Government has finally decided to renationalize the nation’s…http://dlvr.it/S9cSLL

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Picard slams Kirk’s latest “mission” as “little more than a publicity stunt”

Starfleet’s Jean-Luc Picard has slammed former colleague, James T Kirk’s flight into space today, as “nothing more than a tawdry…http://dlvr.it/S9bzbs

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X Factor winners’ reunion bash cancelled due to clerical cock-up

It’s understood an X Factor Winners’ reunion bash, scheduled for December at London’s swanky Dorchester hotel, had to be cancelled due to…http://dlvr.it/S9YVGz

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“Covid? Oh, yeah, whatever happened with that?” asks mainstream media

By Our Health Correspondent, Ian Difference MEDIA CENTRE, SALFORD – Newspaper editors nationwide felt a nagging sensation of having…http://dlvr.it/S9XqV6

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Chess not sexy again

The governing body of chess has announced, with great relief, that it has shrugged-off all traces of sexiness attained from association…http://dlvr.it/S9XSYr

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Zahawi tells Cabinet ‘It’s your time you’re wasting’

With all the authority of a substitute teacher, Nadhim Zahawi is attempting to reduce cabinet absenteeism, denying their chants that they…http://dlvr.it/S9Wxbk

October 14, 2021 · Leave a comment

Man angry about gender neutral toy he is 50 years too old to play with

Said Derek Grimes: ‘I don’t care if that’s what kids want, what about me? What about my needs? You don’t think I buy a children’s toy, in…http://dlvr.it/S9SPyT

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