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Helen Mirren to star in Amazon Prime Suspect


Detective Jane Tennison is set to return to the small screen, this time ably assisted by an ‘Amazon Echo’ speaker.  While Chief Inspector Tennison begins the laborious process of gathering … Continue reading

January 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK appoints ambassador to Freedonia


Tired of Brexit discussions, Theresa May has decided to focus her fictitious EU negotiations on fictitious EU countries.  Despite the previous incumbent being insulted by Rufus T. Firefly, the new … Continue reading

January 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Wrenfoe’s unintentional Comedy Tour


Thanks to the charity of others and kindness of strangers, I’ll be appearing at a variety of venues on the South Coast over the next couple of months.  Please free … Continue reading

January 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Noah offers London-only rescue package


In the event of Biblical flooding or a Hard Brexit – whichever plague comes first – the UK Government will be devoting half of all its defences to the London … Continue reading

January 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Finally! Yes. YOU’RE the droids we’ve been looking for’.


WINNER: ‘Finally! Yes. YOU’RE the droids we’ve been looking for.’ (from Craig Andrew Batty) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE:14th Jan 2017 RUNNERS UP Stormtroopers, after an arduous day … Continue reading

January 15, 2017 · 2 Comments

Marine Le Pen channels Miss Trunchbull


In an attempt to fulfil Roald Dahl’s dying wish, France’s far-right leader has proposed an end to free education for foreign children, locking them in ‘chokey’ style camps and finally … Continue reading

January 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

C of E packed away with the other Xmas decorations


With the tattered remains of festive tinsel, Bishops throughout the land will now be stored back in the loft – alongside forgotten gym equipment, roofing felt and your furtive porn … Continue reading

January 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May discovers antisemitism ‘is a thing’


With both fingers in the ears of history and her nose in the rectum of modernity , the Prime Minister has revealed that being ‘ghastly to Jews’ may be real.  … Continue reading

January 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Zuzu’s petals found on EBay


With Christmas barely started, unwanted gifts have already flooded EBay; including EU membership, £1000 leather trousers and a Southern Rail franchise.  Worse still, Zuzu Bailey has discovered her father has … Continue reading

January 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

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