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Caption Competition: So tell me again, it only means I’ve pardoned the white turkeys, right?


WINNER: So tell me again, it only means I’ve pardoned the white turkeys, right? (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP White meat (from JackieO66) It’s a dream sequence. Trump is letting … Continue reading

December 10, 2017 · 2 Comments

Best Man’s speech enters second day


Emergency services have been called to a local wedding, where guests report suffering from dehydration, boredom and a nagging sense of déjà vu – while the Best Man lurches into … Continue reading

December 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

New TV ‘finally’ big enough, says Man


With ‘Black Friday’ a distant memory and a future cause for insolvency, Mr. Hassan Bukhari (42) has unveiled the latest addition to his family – a splendiferous, 70 inch wide-screen … Continue reading

December 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Tesla mega-battery will not fit TV remote control


In what is seen as ‘overly elaborate’ plan to stop electricity blackouts interrupting cricket coverage, Southern Australians have installed 100-megawatt batteries into every remote control and mini-fridge.  Also, weighing in … Continue reading

December 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

Profumo shagged Nazis and Communists – what a legend!


GQ magazine has nominated deceased Tory War Minister, John Profumo, as ‘Shagger of the Year’, for his total commitment to getting his end away with a variety of spies.  Unconcerned … Continue reading

December 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The inmates were ready to go back in but the staff had forgotten to fetch the straitjackets again.


WINNER: The inmates were ready to go back in but the staff had forgotten to fetch the straitjackets again. (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP Superglue. Always good for a laugh. … Continue reading

December 3, 2017 · 2 Comments

Hopkins splits from Mail due to ‘artistic differences’


Broadcaster and professional bear-baiter, Katie Hopkins has left the MailOnline in order to spend more time with her family of winged monkeys and her nagging sense of self-loathing.  Her agent … Continue reading

November 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

Police finally track down man who leaves chewing gum in urinals


After decades of investigation and cottaging, police have revealed the identity of the man behind the most notorious of crimes – second only to James Corden’s agent.  Ahmet Hill, of … Continue reading

November 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mount Agung erupts in anger over Prince Harry engagement


A slumbering Balinese Fire Goddess has taken exception to proposed nuptials between Meghan Markle and the ‘ginger hotty’ from House of Windsor.  So aggrieved is this green-eyed deity, that 100,000 … Continue reading

November 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

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