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Children bravely tackle vegetable shortage


Fans of sugar and saturated fat, have been ‘strangely upbeat’ to learn that there is a national shortage of lettuce, broccoli and other ‘rabbit food’.  Children have been forced to … Continue reading

February 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Hunt demands Dr Who replaced with Dr Whenever


Peter Capaldi has resigned as a locum Timelord, buckling under the pressure of delivering a 24/7 NHS alongside defeating Daleks.  For Mr Capaldi the tipping point came when he was … Continue reading

February 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

Historical abuse to replace Tudors & Stuarts


The GCSE curriculum is to be revised once more, with historical content more representative of events that have shaped Britain, including – 70’s light entertainers, football coaches and Southern Rail.  … Continue reading

February 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Wrenfoe’ on Identity


A little bit of stand-up from a gig at Worthing Pavilion. Enjoy.

February 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Grinder?


Winner: Grinder? (From ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 19th Feb 2017 Runners up Brexit negotiations take an unexpected turn (from Katkitkat) ‘They don’t like it up … Continue reading

February 18, 2017 · 1 Comment

Laura Kuenssberg REALLY hates Corbyn


Friends have grown concerned that the BBC’s political editor is letting her loathing of ‘allotment owning socialists’ get the better of her. Such is her disdain for all things Corbyn, … Continue reading

February 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Employment rights for men contemplating sex


Hot on the heels of new legislation to protect expectant mothers, men are also demanding job protection whenever they plan to impregnate someone.  Statistics suggest as much 72% of all … Continue reading

February 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

May orders Queen to give Trump a lap-dance


Rolling out the red carpet and the nipple tassels, the UK’s Prime Minister has insisted that Donald Trump will receive a state visit and ‘a massage, with extras’.  To this … Continue reading

February 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trident: Coming, unintentionally, to a city near you


The Prime Minister gave her full-throated support for nuclear missile system that has all the accuracy of drunk aiming for the toilet bowl. Despite knowing that Trident was unable to … Continue reading

February 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

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