TV producers excited by new reality show ‘Survival Sex’
Continuing their long running franchise of ‘grim reality’, the Government is helping tens of thousands of people to live their dream, of appearing on TV with a MP’s hand up … Continue reading
Caption Competition: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’
WINNER: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’ (David H) RUNNERS UP No deal Brexit finally reached (from steve horowitz) I only told the missus to … Continue reading
Lib Dem graph 110% accurate
Defending misleading stats produced by her party, Jo Swinson revealed that four thirds of the electorate agree with her position, eight days a week. This built on her party’s ‘best … Continue reading
Government insists there will be no delay in getting lorry loads of dead immigrants
Not to be disheartened by finding 39 murder victims in the back of a refrigerated trailer, Boris Johnson insisted that Britain’s delivery of slaves and sex workers will be as … Continue reading
Leech claims to be a ‘blood creator’
Medical research normally endorses the careful removal of a parasite, but some leeches are of the opinion that if it was not for them, no blood would ever be produced. … Continue reading
The 70s is sick and tired of your bitching
While The Daily Mail would like you to believe that the 1970s was the nadir of human civilization, the Bay City Rollers would like to tell them to ‘Bye Bye … Continue reading
Caption Competition: BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind
WINNER BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind (from Moky) RUNNERS UP “…and I went like this and said in my deep voice ‘I am your Father Luke…’ and … Continue reading
Brexit proposal involves putting the UK in a Time Capsule
Boris Johnson has agreed that the best thing for Britain, will be for it to be hermetically sealed until this Brexit debacle is over – optimistically sometime in 3011. The … Continue reading
Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote
Under tough new voter ID legislation, only those with 95% DNA in common with the Prime Minister will be able to vote – a specific DNA match which also includes … Continue reading
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