Caption Competition: ‘Yeah I have compassion, it’s like the smallest compassion that has EVER been. Believe me. No one is going to have smaller compassion than me. FACT’
WINNER: ‘Yeah I have compassion, it’s like the smallest compassion that has EVER been. Believe me. No one is going to have smaller compassion than me. FACT’ (from SparklyClaire) This … Continue reading
Turns out, Pandas have been ‘doing anal’ all along
Scientists in the reproductive physiology department at the San Diego Zoo have discovered, through the use of thermal imagining, a general predilection for ‘black and white back-door action’ in the … Continue reading
Barnum & Bailey release clowns ‘back into the wild’
As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or … Continue reading
‘Don’t worry, I got this covered’ says May
Surrounded by canned goods, Theresa May sent out a reassuring message to the British public, deep from within the bowels of No.10’s bespoke nuclear bunker. Strapping on a bullet-proof vest, … Continue reading
Your gran asks: ‘Do you remember when Miley Cyrus was a thing?’
Pensioners and war veterans spent much of this week reminiscing about a simpler time – a time of bra-less tea dances, stripper poles and communal ‘hammer licking’. Meanwhile, sentimental street … Continue reading
Caption Competition: ‘No, no, no… it’s just a courteous phrase. When I said, ‘you must drop in, sometime’, I didn’t really mean it.’
WINNER: ‘No, no, no… it’s just a courteous phrase. When I said, ‘you must drop in, sometime’, I didn’t really mean it.’ (from Moky) This month’s photo come courtesy of: … Continue reading
Wikitribune – the new ‘Newsbiscuit’
Wikipedia’s co-founder, Jimmy Wales, has set out his intention to break the monopoly held by ‘Newsbiscuit’ on dubious facts, inept spelling and spurious tax returns. Mr. Wales hopes that Wikitribune … Continue reading
Corbyn wins Under-20 World Cup
Despite being an Arsenal fan, Jeremy Corbyn has led England’s Under-20s to their first electoral upset since 1966. Through a combination of ‘kick it and hope’ and Theresa May still … Continue reading
‘Of course it can get worse’ says triumphant May
Waving to a handpicked crowd, with snipers aimed at them, the newly elected Prime Minister renewed her message of hope; hope that Brexit was a cheese-dream, hope that her husband … Continue reading
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