Flibbertigibbet News

The Truth about Goats

Six-packs to be rebranded as ‘tummies’


After years of aggressive marketing, stomachs throughout the land have opted to return to a more family-friendly image, which can accommodate a progressive pie-orientated lifestyle. Gone will be Guantanamo-themed ‘washboards’ … Continue reading

February 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Oh, you meant THAT button…’


WINNER: ‘Oh, you meant THAT button…’ (from ln2718) RUNNERS UP: Questions asked after ping pong tournament organised next to landing strip. (from Adrian Bamforth) ‘As we approach our final destination, … Continue reading

February 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Artisan popcorn trading faster than the FTSE


With another downturn on the stock exchange, many traders are turning to popcorn as an alternative investment – with its exorbitant prices, rapid microwave growth and ability to pop without … Continue reading

February 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Calls to pardon the Spice Girls


Responding to a campaign to pardon Scary, Sporty, Baby, Sleepy and Doc for ‘crimes against music’, the Home Secretary finally acknowledged the Spice Girls’ role in empowering women to ‘zig … Continue reading

February 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Shock – as female newsreader paired with a man of an appropriate age


Seismic waves have hit the world of media, as a twenty-something female broadcaster was accidently sat next to someone who could plausibly have been described as her boyfriend, rather than … Continue reading

February 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

Virtue Signalling #MeMeToo


Sociologists have discovered an interesting phenomenon, whereby a spokesperson for the oppressed will bravely appear on chat-shows and suffer the indignity of a six-figure book-deal.  In the face of adversity, … Continue reading

February 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Servants of Kim Jong-un anticipate Winter Olympics medal celebrations with the delivery of Babybel to his Pyongyang residence


WINNER: Servants of Kim Jong-un anticipate Winter Olympics medal celebrations with the delivery of Babybel to his Pyongyang residence (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP: IKEA launch in North Korea fails … Continue reading

February 11, 2018 · 2 Comments

Call for extra tax to fund Richard Branson


A panel of health experts has determined that the entire budget of the NHS is insufficient to cover the urgent care of billionaires.  They propose a ring-fenced tax to support … Continue reading

February 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

I’m not a quitter, says Theresa May – thus making Brexit somewhat confusing  


  Despite Civil Servants trying to explain Brexit to the Prime Minister, with the aid of flow charts and glove puppets, there still exists a nagging doubt that she does … Continue reading

February 7, 2018 · Leave a comment
Advertisements

Reformation (play script)

Prize Winners

Our readers described Flibbertigibbet News as ..."only slightly less accurate than the Daily Mail"(Dizzychick84) ..."clearly under-appreciated" (Sean Smithson)..."Half man, half goat. All Comedy"(JizzOSmith)..."the best reason for smirking at work" (DavidHollands) and ..."clearly an elaborate internet phishing scam!"(XangChek12)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive FREE notifications of new posts by email.

Join 569 other followers

Blog Stats

  • 37,279 fumbles

Follow Wrenfoe on Twitter

By

Award Winning

Reader Review

"It takes a sick and yet highly evolved mind to fully grasp the sophistication of your humor. I tried to explain this to my wife, who thought I was having convulsions as I lay on the floor laughing." (Mike Lince)

Flib Zealots

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2014

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2013

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2015

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2016

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2017