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Caption Competition


Readers of Flib are asked to submit their caption for this week’s image via the reply button or a direct message to @Wrenfoe on twitter. The closing date for the … Continue reading

May 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man convinced he can mend anything with gaffer tape


Despite never having had any formal medical training, Paul Nowakowski (36) is fairly sure that an amputated thumb can be reattached with a combination of gaffer tape and wood glue. … Continue reading

May 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

Oxbridge to improve social diversity with ‘servant’s entrance’


Oxford and Cambridge Universities have responded to calls to admit more disadvantaged students, by allowing Muggles, under-cover of darkness, to eat out of the bins – ‘once the foxes have … Continue reading

May 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Royal Reporter fails to say ‘black culture’ without sounding like a condescending racist


While many have applauded the diversity and talent on display at Harry & Meghan’s wedding, journalists have struggled to find a plaudit that goes beyond ‘what a surprise’ or ‘nice … Continue reading

May 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Wife admits to holding in a fart for 10 years


Petra Neysmith (35) has told friends that she can no longer suppress ‘the gaseous rage’ within her.  Sadly, in a vain attempt to keep her marriage together, Petra has not … Continue reading

May 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘This is the area you have to squeeze when you realise that BCRA does not cover it!’


WINNER: ‘This is the area you have to squeeze when you realise that BCRA does not cover it!’ (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP. ‘Now, you go find my warhead’ (from DavidH) … Continue reading

May 20, 2018 · 2 Comments

Imagine if Israel had lost Eurovision?


The world has been stunned by the level of unprecedented violence in Gaza in the wake of Netta’s Eurovision victory.  While nobody likes a bad loser, Amnesty International have suggested … Continue reading

May 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

Nick Clegg, Nicky Morgan & David Miliband – Avengers Assemble!


In Britain’s hour of need a crack team of super-powered politicians have assembled to fight injustice, UKIP’s Thanos and the evils of direct voting by the electorate.  Faced with imminent … Continue reading

May 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Not slept with Donald Trump? You might be eligible for a big, one-off payment


Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI).  If you think you or a relative, … Continue reading

May 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

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