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Facebook offers comfort to “comfort women”


In an unprecedented move to avoid future litigation, Mark Zuckerberg announced that he would be asking for forgiveness across a range of sexual exploitation issues. Having already apologised to the … Continue reading

May 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

Nick Clegg disavows explorer Nick Hancock


Fears that the Deputy Prime Minister may be out of touch, were raised when Mr. Clegg suspended Nick Hancock from the Liberal Democrat Party. Mr. Clegg seemed unconcerned that Nick … Continue reading

May 31, 2013 · 3 Comments

RBS introduces new Food Bank App


Despite recent online glitches, RBS has decided to roll out the android version of their “Food Bank” App. Customers will be able to log in to the nearest stockpile of … Continue reading

May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Spanish A&E manned by Bon Jovi‏


The American rock band, Bon Jovi, have agreed to support staff at the beleaguered, Hospital Niño Jesús in Madrid. “I’ll Be There for You”, insist the New Jersey boys, who … Continue reading

May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Sherpas to join Equity


In a boost to the UK’s arts and entertainment industry, the Nepalese based performance group have decided to join the Actors’ trade union, Equity. The Sherpas feel that for too … Continue reading

May 30, 2013 · 2 Comments

Scots argue over the division of “Idiots”


The Scottish Independence debate has be thrown into confusion over the sudden realization that not every natural resource is a desirable one. Previously, Scottish Nationalists had argued that it was … Continue reading

May 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Satirical Caption Competition: MAY WINNER


MAY 2013 Caption: “If I jump out of a helicopter will people like me?” “With or without a parachute?” Congratz to @TheOneTrueDeity for the winning headline. (@Wrenfoe) This month’s photo come courtesy of: http://www.csmonitor.com

May 28, 2013 · 1 Comment

Emoticons™ file for bankruptcy


As a result of recent high profile litigations and libel rulings, the Emoticons™ have been forced to cease trading as of today. From this point on, all sentences will end … Continue reading

May 27, 2013 · 4 Comments

Chas ‘n’ Dave conservatoire opens


Michael Gove’s free-schools policy has seen the creation of an East End music school based on the words and wisdom of the internationally renowned Chas ‘n’Dave. While President Obama, this … Continue reading

May 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

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