Flibbertigibbet News

The Truth about Goats

Nick Clegg disavows explorer Nick Hancock


Fears that the Deputy Prime Minister may be out of touch, were raised when Mr. Clegg suspended Nick Hancock from the Liberal Democrat Party. Mr. Clegg seemed unconcerned that Nick Hancock is a chartered surveyor from Ratho and not a Member for Parliament.

Rockall

The last Lib Dem stronghold (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Speaking on LBC radio, the Deputy Prime Minister said: “What we have here, is a man deliberately avoiding questions by the Chief Whip by spending 60 days on the remote islet, Rockall. As leader of the party I can admire someone who has had major heart surgery trying to break the 42-day record, but I can not condone living in a 150kg shelter with a Russian spy!”

Liberal Democratic members have recently become agitated that the leadership has distanced itself from the grass roots of the party. “The latest manifesto says ‘go back to your constituencies and prepare for government'”, said one bewildered Activist. “It also lists a ten point plan for defeating William Pitt the Younger.”

The suggestion that Mr. Clegg was slightly confused was rejected by Deputy Leader, Simon Hughes: “We have been monitoring closely complaints against Mr. Hancock. At it’s peak ‘They Think It’s All Over’ was funny, but what he did to the ‘Room 101’ breached our code of conduct. His compilation video of footballing bloopers was a clear example of inappropriate behaviour.”

by @Wrenfoe

Advertisements

3 comments on “Nick Clegg disavows explorer Nick Hancock

  1. Simon Walton
    June 2, 2013

    as was his participation in Hancock’s half hour.

    Like

    • Wrenfoe
      June 2, 2013

      I failed miserably to work a good “Hancock’s Half Hour” gag into this story – sorry 😀

      Like

  2. Pingback: Nick Clegg: only ‘Alice in Wonderland’ Westminster would delay reform of ‘rotten’ Parliament – Nick Clegg, Liberal Democrat leader 7:00AM GMT 04 Nov 2009 |

Give Wrenfoe a piece of your mind

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Reformation (play script)

Prize Winners

Our readers described Flibbertigibbet News as ..."only slightly less accurate than the Daily Mail"(Dizzychick84) ..."clearly under-appreciated" (Sean Smithson)..."Half man, half goat. All Comedy"(JizzOSmith)..."the best reason for smirking at work" (DavidHollands) and ..."clearly an elaborate internet phishing scam!"(XangChek12)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive FREE notifications of new posts by email.

Join 9,606 other followers

Blog Stats

  • 41,670 fumbles

Follow Wrenfoe on Twitter

By

Award Winning

Reader Review

"It takes a sick and yet highly evolved mind to fully grasp the sophistication of your humor. I tried to explain this to my wife, who thought I was having convulsions as I lay on the floor laughing." (Mike Lince)

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2018

Flib Zealots

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2014

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2013

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2015

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2016

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2017

%d bloggers like this: