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Solar paneled Drone to go into production


Pentagon Chiefs have expressed excitement about the prospect of a Drone version of The Solar Impulse plane. This follows extensive lobbying by the pressure group the Eco-NRA, whose motto is … Continue reading

May 24, 2013 · 2 Comments

English Defence League defeats Irony


Like modern day super-heroes, our plucky boys in denim – The English Defense League – took to the streets to do battle with the subtle forces of incongruity and contrariness. … Continue reading

May 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

UK literacy rates bolstered by interpreters


The Home Office, today, announced a widening of a pilot scheme which has already made significant improvements in “failing” schools.  Iraqi interpreters, who worked alongside British troops, have been for … Continue reading

May 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

Coalition advised by large, floating fish head


Ministers today were embarrassed to discover that many of their key policies were the result of an extended consultation with a dead shark.  Tory ministers have been taking regular guidance … Continue reading

May 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

Queen visits Flower Show – Mayan Prophecy fulfilled‏


On what Astrologers are describing as a “slow news day”, the Media have been quick to declare that Elizabeth II’s tour of the Chelsea Flower Show as the catalyst for … Continue reading

May 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Porn industry thinks children should be exposed to education‏


There is growing alarm among the U.K.’s leading pornographers, that children as old as 16 are still to be exposed to basic literacy and numeracy. Research suggests that some students … Continue reading

May 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Kim Jong-un to mate with Crested Shelduck


The international community breathed a collective sigh of relief to discover that the recent military posturing by North Korea was all part of an elaborate courtship ritual.  Despite his marriage … Continue reading

May 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

Government hatches plan to put an end to free range toddlers*


In an attempt to control costs while maintaining a “healthy” childcare ratio, Prime Minister David Cameron announced that the UK intends to lead the world in intensive battery raised toddlers. … Continue reading

May 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

Social Workers to be fast tracked to a nervous breakdown


The chief executive of Frontline, was pleased to announce a new scheme which would allow graduate Social Workers to cut out the protracted year on year “helping the vulnerable in … Continue reading

May 18, 2013 · 1 Comment

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