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German “plus-size” economy splits feminists

A recent ad campaign to promote the EU has caused much consternation in the female community. Rather than using the gaunt, deficit-ridden image of a bronzed, southern European nation, marketing strategists have gone with the pasty, bloated image of the German GDP.

Angela Merkel, the Chancellor of Germany

The bigger the cushion…(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Angela Merkel defended the decision to use the “plus size” image. “Yes, Germany looks a little on the chubby size, we are the world’s fifth largest consumer of energy,” explained a CDU spokeswoman. “So we are bound to be retaining a little water. And with our developed infrastructure we’ve always been big-boned.”

Monetary experts are concerned that a larger capital stock could lead to industrial obesity in later life. “No one wants to see a financially anorexic Greek,” argued one Economist. “But surely there is a middle ground between that and the muffin top
caused by a highly qualified labour force. For instance, look at the UK. She may have a big arse in the case of her corrupt financial sector but she has great pair of boobs in the form of Cameron and Clegg.”

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