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“Did Gove endorse schoolgirl abduction?”


Child Protection agencies have asked for an urgent meeting with Government officials to clarify if the Secretary of State for Education had inadvertently instigated a pupil “kidnapping” policy. Known for … Continue reading

June 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Child slavery preferred to RADA”


Hundreds of middle class parents and their pushy children were horrified to discover that Renaissance child actors were ‘kidnapped’. Rather than going through the torturous audition process, these street urchins … Continue reading

June 23, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Co-op unveils ‘Pure Evil'”


As part of a recapitalization process the banking group will be listing itself on the stock market, embracing capitalism and endorsing a leverage buyout of their “eternal soul”. The Co-operative … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

“‘Reflectoporn’ or Much Ado about Nothing?”


The Screen Actors Guild has been asked to investigate claims that Joss Whedon’s latest “home movie” was all part of an elaborate ruse. Various individuals were asked to “perform” in … Continue reading

June 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Snowden caught in ‘Bedroom Tax’ Scam”


According to sources, the diplomatic community is about to be rocked by a new scandal. The Department for Work and Pensions claim Embassy officials in London have been avoiding the … Continue reading

June 19, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Dozens trapped in ‘Leveson World of Adventures’”


Emergency services were called to help rescue passengers onboard a series of media-themed rides. One elderly, Australian Gentlemen was particularly embarrassed to have his dirty underwear on display while suspended … Continue reading

June 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Beckhams defeat Schadenfreude”


Britain’s journalists have called a halt to two decades of ridicule and derision aimed at David & Victoria. Despite hurling every conceivable poisonous slur at the golden couple, the Press … Continue reading

June 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Saatchi to be the next Spock”


The advertising Executive best known for his “reclusiveness” is the front runner to replace Zachary Quinto in the next installment of the Star Trek franchise. Delighted fans and restaurateurs have … Continue reading

June 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Facebook now to include the ‘secret of fire'”


Pleased by the success of including hashtagging within their social network, Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg has decided to roll out a series of innovative technological advances. First amongst these … Continue reading

June 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

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