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“Batman/Superman combo tops the ‘w**k-bank'”


Teenage boys throughout the known world have been fervently tearing down posters of buxom Katy Perry, to make way for images of the forthcoming film devoted to the “Man of … Continue reading

July 31, 2013 · 5 Comments

“Halliburton fails to extinguish pants”


Eyewitnesses attest to seeing burning underwear off the Mississippi coast, as oil executives frantically set fire to any evidence pertaining to their role in the Deepwater Horizon disaster. The toxic … Continue reading

July 30, 2013 · 2 Comments

Flibbertigibbet Satirical Caption Competition (JULY Winner)


“It was clear there was a lack of public interest in the Steps reunion” (Winner: Aswadmt)   RUNNER UP: “Royal Post-natal Gawker Close-out Sale” (Mike Lince) RUNNER UP: “Mass toilet break … Continue reading

July 29, 2013 · 3 Comments

“Hobbits to be culled”


Not content with banning Elijah Wood movies, the New Zealand “Parks & Wildlife Commission” plan to exterminate the Halfling pest once and for all. First introduced to the country hidden … Continue reading

July 28, 2013 · 1 Comment

“Dubai convicts Little Red Riding Hood”


Human Rights Groups have expressed outrage at the 16-month prison sentence handed out to the popular fairy-tale heroine. Not content with imprisoning Norwegian rape victims, the Dubai courts have signaled … Continue reading

July 26, 2013 · 5 Comments

“Wonga .com offers to ‘save souls'”


The British online company plans to diversify and offer unsecured ‘high cost salvation’. Boss, Errol Damelin, welcomed the Most Reverend Justin Welby’s recent decision to offer payday loans but explained … Continue reading

July 25, 2013 · 2 Comments

“China falls for Nigerian 419 confidence trick”


In the world’s most successful email scam, Chinese President Xi Jinping has agreed to give Nigeria a $1.1bn loan. Beijing officials have been embarrassed by the release the following email … Continue reading

July 25, 2013 · 5 Comments

“Ok! Editors top Nazi most wanted list”


Despite a grovelling apology for likening the post-partum Duchess of Cambridge to a “people carrier”, the staff of the weekly celebrity magazine have become a target for the German authorities. … Continue reading

July 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

“iPhone sales surge in anticipation of Weiner’s ‘weiner’”


Shares of the smartphone rose by nearly 5% as news reached Wall Street that another Democratic “schlong” was about to go viral on Twitter. The New York mayoral candidate, Anthony … Continue reading

July 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

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