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“Suarez rejects Liverpool Care Pathway”

Health officials in England have expressed concern that Liverpool FC’s treatment of the wantaway striker may have been used to hasten his exit, save money and put fans out of their misery.

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Brendan Rogers holds the Alan Hansen’s hand (Photo credit: ☺ Lee J Haywood)

The LCP, developed to support footballers near to advertising death, is meant to offer a peaceful and dignified transfer. The system can involve withdrawal of media attention, sponsorship logos and players to bite.

The club has said it will not consider any bids below £40million and has already stopped offering bed baths to the Uruguayan star. The family and agent of the 26-year-old are concerned that Liverpool FC are not respecting his “final wishes” for a massive tax-free transfer bonus.

A Department of Health spokesman said: “An independent review of the treatment of Luis Suarez concludes that he should be offered a more continental option. We recommend that Arsene Wenger be permitted to administer the “Arsenal Dignitas” route, which has been so successful in smothering the incoherent ramblings of Ian Wright.”




4 comments on ““Suarez rejects Liverpool Care Pathway”

  1. Mike Lince
    July 19, 2013

    I can only guess at some of the irony, not being up on British football. Perhaps I will pick it up in time. Just don’t try to explain Cricket to me and I am sure I will be fine.


    • Wrenfoe
      July 19, 2013

      Cricket is just baseball….without the fun, speed & logic


  2. @_mistiu
    July 19, 2013

    Have absolutely no idea what this is about. But if it has to do with possible termination of advert or club contracts, shove these guys in a shed somewhere until they get themselves a job as a hair transplant advocate.
    You-know-who did well. Right down to the used-by-date gf.


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