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“Batman/Superman combo tops the ‘w**k-bank'”


Teenage boys throughout the known world have been fervently tearing down posters of buxom Katy Perry, to make way for images of the forthcoming film devoted to the “Man of Steel” & “The Caped Crusader”.

English: A small box of Kleenex.

Cumming to a cinema near you (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The surprise announcement made by Zack Snyder, speaking at San Diego’s comic convention, was greeted by groans of desire from the gathered geeks. “We asked ourselves, what would our target demographic want to see?” explained one Warner Bros executive. “Initial thoughts were a re-boot of Ibsen’s ‘Hedda Gabler’ or maybe ‘Waiting for Godot’, but in the end we plumped for another mind-numbing, comic-book ‘w**k-fest’.”

There have been wider concerns that this movie will feed the growing rise of online superhero porn. PM David Cameron has said Google needed to do more to block results from “depraved and disgusting” search terms, such as “two superheroes, one cup”. “We are creating a generation of young men who have no grip on reality and little incentive to get a girlfriend,” said a No.10 spokeswoman. “A franchise like this can generate billions of dollars for movie studies but there is a hidden cost to the consumer in both vaseline, kleenex and hairy palms.”

 

by @ Wrenfoe

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5 comments on ““Batman/Superman combo tops the ‘w**k-bank'”

  1. Sean Smithson
    July 31, 2013

    By the way dude, not sure if it’ll lead to any increased traffic for you but I’ve set up a links section at the bottom of my blog for the other blogs I find very entertaining.

    And yours obviously features. Keep killing it!

    PS – Feel free not to approve this comment. I just didn’t know how else to get in touch.

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    • Wrenfoe
      July 31, 2013

      Cheers, Sean. I’ll pop a link to your webpage on Flib as well 😀

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      • Sean Smithson
        July 31, 2013

        No worries man, my pleasure. Don’t feel like you have to return the favour though.

        This is more just me saying I’m a fan of your work. PLUS, I’m pretty certain it won’t generate any traffic for you!

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  2. Wrenfoe
    July 31, 2013

    ;D

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  3. Mike Lince
    July 31, 2013

    Warner Bros. to consider a feature film of Waiting for Godot? Ahahaha! Too much.

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