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“Poseidon to be downgraded to ‘spear carrier'”


Not content with halving the UK’s Trident submarine fleet, Lib Dems are proposing a whole scale reduction in all things thematically linked to the Greek pantheon. Henceforth the God of … Continue reading

July 24, 2013 · 4 Comments

“Pope fails to give birth”


Tens of thousands of Brazilian pilgrims were left disappointed today, by the pontiff’s inability to produce a Royal Baby. Although Pope Francis promised to bring people to the “open arms … Continue reading

July 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Families still “too selfish” to sleep rough”


Ministers showed their displeasure with a report from the Resolution Foundation that suggests that rent is ‘unaffordable’ for one third of low-income families. Or to put it another way, as … Continue reading

July 23, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Italy hit with dribbling helmet syndrome”


In what should have been a celebratory week for Luca Parmitano, Italy’s first spacewalker, the nation’s Centre for Disease Control was forced to issue a warning that cranium leakage was … Continue reading

July 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Rowling behind the fictional: ‘Tory lobbyist'”


The Sunday Times has confirmed that the creator of Harry Potter, is secretly the author of thriller based on Conservative party funding. The story, “Tory Lobbyist”, is an outrageous fiction … Continue reading

July 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Detroit bankrupt betting on Royal Birth”


The once great industrial city has been saddled with debts of at least $15bn after a series of audacious bets related to the Royal delivery. The Office of the Mayor … Continue reading

July 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Suarez rejects Liverpool Care Pathway”


Health officials in England have expressed concern that Liverpool FC’s treatment of the wantaway striker may have been used to hasten his exit, save money and put fans out of … Continue reading

July 19, 2013 · 4 Comments

“Murdoch the Musical goes into rehearsal”


20th Century Fox is proud to announce that they will be transforming some of their movie back catalogue into West End shows. The first of these will be a song … Continue reading

July 18, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Taliban says ‘sorry’ to England’s Primary Pupils”


Adnan Rasheed has sent a heart felt apology to school children throughout England, saying he wished Michael Gove “had never happened” to them. Schoolgirl Malala Yousafzai has also expressed shock … Continue reading

July 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

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