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“Page 3 to feature topless Brazilians”


In a mark of solidarity with beleaguered football fans, the News International paper will be replacing their traditional topless models with hirsute football fans. Shirtless and standing soccer supporters are … Continue reading

July 17, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Children to be ‘tagged’ while ‘tagging'”


In a serious upheaval of playground safety, G4S have won the contract to provide security for the UK’s parks. Children as young as two will have their interaction policed and … Continue reading

July 16, 2013 · 3 Comments

“IDS offers new contraceptive”


Ian Duncan Smith is to offer a revolutionary new contraceptive to Britain’s poor. Despite the hefty ₤500 price tag, the “benefit cap” promises to reduce reproduction among the working-class. In … Continue reading

July 15, 2013 · 11 Comments

“Westminster to keep Scotland as a ‘f**k-buddy'”


In the event of a “yes” vote for Scottish Independence, politicians south of the border would like to retain specific conjugal rites without any of those awkward commitment issues. In … Continue reading

July 15, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Illinois becomes the last state to permit ‘concealed paranoia'”


The rest of the US can now breath a collective sigh of relief (before retreating into various underground bunkers) that “The Prairie State” has agreed to embrace concealed weapons. By … Continue reading

July 14, 2013 · 2 Comments

“DJ Mel Grieg sues for loss of nose”


Mangers at Southern Cross Austereo were disappointed to discover that the former DJ had over-reacted to a harmless comedic “slight of hand”. Despite previously enjoying the “coin behind the ear … Continue reading

July 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Broken Sat Nav sends bad karma to Canada”


Following significant failings in satellite technology; a glut of rotten luck was sent, in error, north over the US/Canadian border. Subsequently the syrup guzzling nation has been shocked by a … Continue reading

July 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Winter Fuel Allowance may help cull Elderly”


Coalition Ministers had been concerned that the rising cost of energy prices and improved life expectancy, would prevent them reaching their austerity targets. Fortunately by adopting China’s “free-coal” policy, it … Continue reading

July 11, 2013 · 1 Comment

“Donald Trump buys the naming rights to ‘litigation’”


In a surprise ruling the Supreme Court has ordered that all future civil actions will be referred to as a “Trump”. It is predicted that by 2015 46% of all … Continue reading

July 10, 2013 · 3 Comments

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