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“Concussion not good for you’ – shocks scientists’


The National Football League (NFL) has made a discovery that has sent the medical world into confusion. Since 1920, thousands of American footballers haven taken part in an elaborate experiment … Continue reading

August 31, 2013 · 2 Comments

‘Merrill Lynch saves African Americans from a life of white collar crime’


In an act of altruism, so typical of the Bank Of America, Merrill Lynch has purposely avoided employing minorities to shelter them from the trauma of a lengthy trial, acquittal … Continue reading

August 30, 2013 · 2 Comments

‘Cameron ‘out sources’ Syrian conflict to al-Qaeda’


In a triumph of capitalism, the Government has come up with a novel solution to the over-stretching of the UK’s armed forces. Having put the entire North Africa campaign ‘out … Continue reading

August 29, 2013 · 3 Comments

‘Bo Xilai denies loss of sheep’


The former Communist Party leader refutes charges of bribery, corruption and livestock abandonment. He also denies links to a similarly agriculturally inept and ‘quite contrary’ accomplice. The five-day trial adjourned … Continue reading

August 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Music fans want Hans Blix to tour ‘one last time”


Heavy Metal aficionados have joined an online campaign to tempt the once great ‘weapon’s inspector’ for a farewell gig in Syria. The Swedish diplomat is famed for such songs as … Continue reading

August 27, 2013 · 8 Comments

“Chief Rabbi blames ‘society’ but points at Jeremy Clarkson”


Lord Jonathan Sacks took the unusual step of criticising the UK’s ‘pervasive breakdown in trust’ while standing next to a large cardboard cut out of the Top Gear presenter. Without … Continue reading

August 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Excrement covered Thatcher to win Turner Prize”


Although the short list for the 2014 annual arts prize is still to be announced, the vandalized remains of the ‘yet to be built’ Margaret Thatcher statue is guaranteed to … Continue reading

August 25, 2013 · 2 Comments

“New species of carnivore may solve erectile dysfunction”


Black Rhinos everywhere were left celebrating a medical break through, which ‘victims of the limp noodle’ have hailed as more significant than the cure for smallpox. Within hours of finding … Continue reading

August 24, 2013 · 2 Comments

“This Summer’s top holiday destination…Kurdistan!”


Travel experts are advising all refugees to book their dream holiday today! With a world of war-torn locales to choose from; this year’s Red Crescent destination is impoverished Kurdistan. With … Continue reading

August 23, 2013 · 2 Comments

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