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“One Direction’s film put through ‘clearing'”


UCAS has confirmed a late application for a Music Technology BSc at the University of Bedfordshire. Wary that fickle fame might desert them, the Anglo-Irish pop band admitted they needed … Continue reading

August 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Miranda held for his ‘World Cup tickets'”


No.10 was pressed into a humiliating admission, that Scotland Yard detectives have been forcibly detaining Brazilian nationals in an attempt to get ‘good upgrades’ for FIFA’s 2014 football competition. Using … Continue reading

August 21, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Police on the alert for MP with principles”


Notorious ‘tree-hugger’ and ‘peddler of ethics’, Caroline Lucas, has been spotted in the West Sussex area. Law enforcement officials have warned members of the public to avoid contact with her: … Continue reading

August 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Monthly Satirical Caption Competition (AUGUST Winner)


AUGUST 2013 Caption Picture: “Facial recognition + cloud computing = disaster” (from: ‘ckfmzwjl2d’) This month’s photo come courtesy of: http://www.smh.com.au RUNNER UP: “Bostik patents new Shampoo” (from “TheOneTrueGod”)

August 19, 2013 · 1 Comment

“Area 51 contains ‘Hillary Clinton’s legacy'”


The CIA has officially acknowledged the existence of a Democratic focus group in the Nevada desert. Secret footage compiled by CNN and NBC, reveal how voter’s in 2016 will be … Continue reading

August 18, 2013 · 4 Comments

“Homosexuality smuggled into Russia inside Kiev Cakes”


Moscow has banned imports from the Ukraine’s main confectionary makers, Roshen, claiming that there were trace elements of ‘glee and delight’ in their buttercream-like filling. Russian homophobia has been particular … Continue reading

August 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Cairo ‘massacre’ to be referred to as a ‘LG product launch'”


Diplomats in Washington were left in the unenviable position of finding a label for the murder of supporters of the deposed President Morsi. Having already defined Egypt’s Military Coup D’Etat … Continue reading

August 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Rodeo clowns fall foul of Voter ID Law”


Missouri is the first US state to ban voters from wearing Baggy Pants, Big Shoes or donning a masked likeness of President Obama. While North Carolina now insists upon photo … Continue reading

August 14, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Humanitarian doubloons targeted by Pirates”


The Department for International Development has admitted that it may have been an error to send buccaneer-themed aid to Somalia. ‘In retrospective it’s easy to say people would prefer food, … Continue reading

August 13, 2013 · 4 Comments

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