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Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition Winner: ‘…and I promise to bring back S Club 7!’

‘…and I promise to bring back S Club 7!’ (from Ethel @ethelblue) This month’s photo come courtesy of: www.standard.co.uk For the 28th Sept 2013 RUNNERS UP: ‘Where have all the voters … Continue reading

September 30, 2013 · 1 Comment

‘One in ten fire-fighters ‘not fit enough’ to be novelty strippers’

Hen parties, tree-bound felines and infernos throughout the UK have been put at risk by the paucity of ‘fit’ fire-fighters. Those in active service are expected to pass strident examinations … Continue reading

September 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Lord Ashcroft: Ed Balls deep in a Freudian Slip’

The former Conservative Party treasurer was forced to apologize for a series of humiliating slips of the tongue, innuendos and ‘dirty great big fibs’. Earlier this week and before a … Continue reading

September 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Toddlers ‘excited’ by post-watershed content’

The BBC Trust has said that CBBC and Cbeebies should extend their programming beyond 19:00, to target the nocturnal needs of a younger generation craving late night depictions of ’graphic … Continue reading

September 26, 2013 · 3 Comments

‘God left the ‘Player vs Player’ setting on’

While software developers have used the Ordnance Survey map to prove conclusively that the Divine Being based our world on a Minecraft server, the occupants of ‘Earth 2.0’ have become … Continue reading

September 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Prisoners use potatoes as currency’

In the wake of the proposed ban on smoking, inmates at Belmarsh are to adopt the humble ‘spud’ as the preferred medium of barter while in prison. Economists are aware … Continue reading

September 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Brazil to clear browsing history’

President Dilma Rousseff has been forced to call off a state visit to Washington, delete her ‘special’ hard drive and adopt a ‘false moustache’ to evade a barrage of US … Continue reading

September 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition Winner: ‘GTA5: A girlfriend free zone!’

“GTA 5: A girlfriend free zone!” (by Larrylarryson) This month’s photo come courtesy of: itv.com DATE: Sept 20th 2013 RUNNERS UP “Next in the cue to get stabbed” (by Cheesemerit) “Whatever … Continue reading

September 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Drunk Tanks’ to replace Government ‘Think Tanks”

The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that the UK’s lubricated revellers could be used to generate future Coalition strategy. By attaching a series of monitoring devices to … Continue reading

September 20, 2013 · 1 Comment

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