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‘School birth the solution to waiting lists’

For those parents concerned about catchment areas, wraparound care and the cost of uniforms, Manford Primary School may have the answer. By encouraging staff to give birth in the classroom, … Continue reading

September 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Beatles forced to reform’

Despite being 50% deceased, the popular beat-combo is set for a surprising comeback. The BBC has agreed to issue a compilation of previously unreleased songs by the Fab Four in … Continue reading

September 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘‘Peace feels an awful like getting shot’, says Syria’

People were dancing on the streets of Damascus or energetically dodging shrapnel depending on your perspective, at the onset of the US-Russian accord. As peace reigned, bombs rained and Syrians … Continue reading

September 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Corporate Manslaughter leads to cheaper Season Tickets’

While many sports’ commentators assumed admission prices were determined by what percentage of Gareth Bale’s body you owned, it transpires that the revenue needs of Football clubs are index-linked to … Continue reading

September 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition Winner: “Oh Mr Assad, you are such a gas!”

“Oh Mr Assad, you are such a gas!” (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: Her Majesty’s Governement  Caption Week: Sept 14th 2013 RUNNERS UP: Queenie: “Get me f***ing … Continue reading

September 15, 2013 · 5 Comments

‘Bob Geldof to save Africa while in space’

Often ignored and unfairly represented by the western media, the continent of Africa has always relied on the front man for The Boomtown Rats to champion their cause. A spokesman … Continue reading

September 13, 2013 · 4 Comments

‘Testicles live in a blame culture’

Researchers at Emory University, US, have discovered that the majority of world’s woes are caused by ‘testicular gigantum’ or ‘big bollock syndrome’ as it is more commonly known. Many individuals … Continue reading

September 12, 2013 · 4 Comments

‘Syrian ‘red line’ looks a bit ‘orangey’’

Historians and even goldfish, have become somewhat puzzled by the U.S.’s memory loss and assertion that Syria is the first nation in ‘100 years’ to break the Geneva Convention’s ban … Continue reading

September 11, 2013 · 1 Comment

‘Tokyo wins race to host eight years of ‘cynicism”

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) voted overwhelmingly for the people of Japan to be the 2020 ‘torch bearers’ for world’s ‘lack of faith or hope’ in the human race. The … Continue reading

September 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

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