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‘US Scouts offer to topple Stonehenge’


Having already trashed a 170 million-year-old red rock from Goblin Valley State Park, Glenn Taylor plans to eradicate other ‘eyesores’ of the ancient world. First on the Scout Leader’s list is to give Wiltshire’s prehistoric dominos a big ‘shove’ and ‘see what happens’.

Goblin Valley State Park

Just minding its own business (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Mr. Taylor emphasized that these aesthetic alterations were part of wider ‘safety concerns’. He highlighted his recent successes in adding a Stannah stairlift to the north face of Mount Everest, paving over the Great Barrier Reef and installing a new washer to stop a persistent leak at the top of Victoria Falls.

Not to be off put by death threats and international outcry, Mr. Taylor already intends to fill up the Grand Canyon with JP Morgan’s toxic debt. A spokesman for the Boy Scouts of America said: ‘We owe it to future generations to ensure these carbuncles meet health safety regulations. We need to dim the Northern Lights, cool down Parícutin and the Great Pyramid of Egypt could easily take someone’s eye out with that pointy bit.’

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