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‘Police prefer ‘bareback’ encounters’


Edinburgh’s saunas have had their licences revoked by a constabulary intent on ‘going rogue’. A spokesman for Supt. Matt Richards stressed that while Police Scotland did not advocate the banning of condoms, they did feel that the ‘pipe pull-over’ was ‘unnecessary’ to protect the public.

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Safe sex campaigners claim that the Scottish ‘Polis’, whose mission statement is ‘I’ve been tested, trust me’, have an aversion to the ‘Close Combat Sock’. NHS Lothian reports that 130,000 free condoms have been rejected by the ‘boys in blue’ on the basis they do not come in ‘truncheon size’, ‘Kevlar flavour’ and that they make them ‘look small’.

Following raids across Edinburgh, one policeman said: ‘For generations we have used a lubed police helmet as a traditional form of contraception – galea interruptus. The latex joy bag is no substitute to skin on skin policing. Ultimately birth control is the criminal’s responsibility’.

by @Wrenfoe

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One comment on “‘Police prefer ‘bareback’ encounters’

  1. andcum
    December 27, 2013

    Reblogged this on Brother andc11 Lust Journal of Desire and Lust and commented:
    It is about time!

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