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‘Norwegian Terrorists are ‘the scariest of all”


Exhaustive studies, coupled with an allergic reaction to pickled herring, have enabled the world’s Press to conclude that there is nothing more chilling than a gun wielding maniac who can … Continue reading

October 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: ‘The Cabinet turned as one and there, much to their disappointment, was Gove’


‘The Cabinet turned as one and there, much to their disappointment, was Gove’ (from: Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 19th Oct 2013 RUNNERS UP: ‘Go back … Continue reading

October 20, 2013 · 6 Comments

‘Teachers leave ‘homework’ on the 18th green’


Members of the NUT and NASUWT unions have been forced to re-evaluate their lives and take a break from inspection regimes, dwindling pay and coffee breath. In what was meant … Continue reading

October 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Care for the elderly ‘bloopers reel’ to be released’


ITV is pleased to announce that hidden camera footage of Britain’s care homes will form a ‘hilarious’ one hour Xmas special, narrated by the ‘consistently funny’ James Corden. The revamped … Continue reading

October 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Blood in urine’ – no longer a sign of good health’


A public health campaign seeks to dispel that myth that bleeding from an orifice is ‘a desirable by-product of a healthy lifestyle’. Recent radical findings suggest that gleefully gushing blood … Continue reading

October 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘The Cosa Nostra to bail out the US’


The Treasury was pleased to announce that Paolo ‘Crazy Eye’ Calamari’ would be extending a ‘high-interest short-term loan’ to the US, with the President’s body to be ‘offered as collateral’. … Continue reading

October 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Miley Cyrus releases own range of ‘penis beakers”


Not content to promote her new album with an obligatory graphic video, twitter rant and sense of desperation; the new ‘Queen of Shock’ has decided sell glass and tupperware, themed … Continue reading

October 14, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Winner: ‘Syrian Weapon Inspectors encounter a surprise’


‘Syrian Weapon Inspectors encounter a surprise’ (from: Homebysmiles) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 12th Oct 2013 RUNNERS UP:  “Peter Capaldi is less attractive than the last Dr … Continue reading

October 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Wilshere positions himself for EDL top job‏’


Having been marginalized by Arsene Wenger, since an influx of ‘one migrant German called Ozil’, Jack Wilshere has decided to declare his candidacy for the vacant leadership of the English … Continue reading

October 11, 2013 · 2 Comments

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