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Sports fans ‘unimpressed’ by defeat in HD

While the majority of TV viewers are agreed that success is best experienced in high definition, there is growing evidence that a panoramic, three dimensional, surround-sound arse kicking is not … Continue reading

November 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

Charles Saatchi offers to get the Panto season started

For those in search of traditional festive entertainment,  the co-founder of one of the world’s largest advertising agency has agreed to play out his bitter divorce across every broadsheet and … Continue reading

November 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

Alex Salmond promises ‘sexy time’

Scotland’s First Minister has made a ‘firm but fruity’ guarantee to the electorate that, in the event of Scottish Independence, copulation north of the border will increase ‘tenfold’. While the … Continue reading

November 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

Lord of the Rings ‘was autobiographical’ claims mogul

Much to the surprise of literary scholars, Fox Searchlight Studio has declared that the life of J.R.R.Tolkien will seamlessly translate into a movie blockbuster. The story will focus less on … Continue reading

November 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

Rob Ford unable to remember shooting Kennedy

The beleaguered Toronto Mayor has been unable to deny his involvement in the JFK assassination. Despite not being born for another six years prior to the President’s murder,  Mr. Ford has … Continue reading

November 25, 2013 · 2 Comments

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: ‘They were just resting…’

“They were just resting…” (from Bunkness) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 23rd Nov 2013 RUNNERS UP “No one mentioned it but the years had not been kind … Continue reading

November 24, 2013 · 3 Comments

‘Chinese Water Torture to become Spa Treatment’

As all good things from the 50’s must come to an end; Beijing officials have declared that torture, like the hula hoop and the songs of Doris Day, is no … Continue reading

November 22, 2013 · 2 Comments

‘Zimmerman mellows with age’

The American public have been reassured that George Zimmerman has moved from murderous racism to the merest hint of misogyny. Psychologists have acknowledged that pointing a shotgun at your girlfriend … Continue reading

November 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Adopt a FTSE director for Xmas’

With winter approaching charities have been forced to make an appeal on behalf of neglected and unwanted company CEOs. As their average pay has only increased by a meagre £3.3m; … Continue reading

November 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

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