Flibbertigibbet News

The Truth about Goats

‘Sugar reduction in jam solves Palestinian question’


Today, the Israeli Supreme Court confirmed that 26 inmates of Ofer prison would be released as an important part in the process of ‘fruit preserve disarmament’. News that British jams would lower sugar content from 60% to 50% could lead to a lasting peace solution in the Middle East.

Palestine

A great spot for blackberry picking (Photo credit: Squirmelia)

Since the termination of the ‘British Mandate for Breakfast’ in 1948, the Palestine/Israeli conflict has caused the death of thousands of chutneys, curds and confits. To this very day, the ownership of Jerusalem’s ‘Women’s Institute Rosette for Gooseberry Jam’ is still a contentious issue for both sides.

The release of the political prisoners saw the people of Gaza celebrate with fireworks, toast and crumpets. It is now hoped peace talks will resume, having previously collapsed due to US-backed Israeli ‘jelly’ settlements in the West Bank. In Ramallah, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas addressed a large crowd: ‘Our demands are simple. A separate state for the people of Palestine, access to high fruit content and the trial of ‘Robertson’s Jam’ for crimes against humanity.’

 

by @Wrenfoe

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Information

This entry was posted on November 1, 2013 by in International News and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , .

Prize Winners

Our readers described Flibbertigibbet News as ..."only slightly less accurate than the Daily Mail"(Dizzychick84) ..."clearly under-appreciated" (Sean Smithson)..."Half man, half goat. All Comedy"(JizzOSmith)..."the best reason for smirking at work" (DavidHollands) and ..."clearly an elaborate internet phishing scam!"(XangChek12)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive FREE notifications of new posts by email.

Join 542 other followers

Blog Stats

  • 34,102 fumbles

Follow Wrenfoe on Twitter

By

Award Winning

Reader Review

"It takes a sick and yet highly evolved mind to fully grasp the sophistication of your humor. I tried to explain this to my wife, who thought I was having convulsions as I lay on the floor laughing." (Mike Lince)

Flib Zealots

Reformation (play script)

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2014

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2013

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2015

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2016

%d bloggers like this: