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‘James Corden asked to ‘fake his death”


While confusion still surrounds the demise of Andy Kaufman, the British public have united behind a plan to banish James Kimberley Corden from screen and stage. This action has been … Continue reading

November 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘IDS demands that the Filipinos work in Poundland’


Despite the recent generosity of the British people in reacting to the horrendous devastation left by Typhoon Haiyan, the Department for Work and Pensions has been asked to investigate the … Continue reading

November 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: ‘Glasgow unveils statue of Unicone’


‘Glasgow unveils statue of Unicone‘ (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: BBC.Com & PA DATE: 16th Nov 2013 RUNNERS UP: The Glasgow Dunce Cap (from MartinHelk677) Wellington was … Continue reading

November 17, 2013 · 4 Comments

‘Gove to privatize ‘children’s tears”


The Secretary for State has proposed, with the certainty one would only associate with a lemming, to expose the young and vulnerable to the caring ministrations of venture capitalists. Private … Continue reading

November 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Philippines grateful for Dimbleby tattoo’


Typhoon survivors were given some respite today, when the UK’s media redirected their focus onto a more newsworthy topic. As one orphan put it: ‘It helps put the loss of … Continue reading

November 14, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘By 2037 William Hartnell will be the best Doctor Who’


With the UK’s over 80’s set to double and centenarians to ‘increase five-fold’, in just over twenty years William Hartnell will eclipse all others as the nation’s favourite Time Lord. … Continue reading

November 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Secret Santa ‘defends freedom”


Sir Iain Lobban has responded to criticism that Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) has undermined democracy, freedom and gone over budget with anonymous workplace gifts. The televised Public Hearing was told … Continue reading

November 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Cockroaches plan ‘Gap Yah”


Animal behaviour scientists have warned that the ‘electronic backpack’ made for cockroaches is not just ‘cruel’ but could lead to an oversubscription for sabbaticals, normally reserved for those with ‘more … Continue reading

November 11, 2013 · 2 Comments

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: “Hitler has only got one Chagall…”


“Hitler has only got one Chagall…” (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: …er…some Nazis DATE: 9th Nov 2013 RUNNERS UP: “The Turner Prize: Where the judges are more … Continue reading

November 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

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