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Jennifer Lawrence wants Ringo Starr behind bars


The slender star of the, ironically titled, Hunger Games has called for the ex-drummer come voice-over artist to be arrested. Mr. Richard Starkey is accused of wilfully abusing Thomas the … Continue reading

December 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

Nigel Farage to be dropped on the Ukraine


In a last ditch attempt to stave off closer ties with the EU, President Viktor Yanukovych has ordered Kiev protesters to be bombarded with the leader of UKIP. Aerial strikes … Continue reading

December 19, 2013 · 2 Comments

Interpreters to be replaced by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo


Following the debacle of the Mandela memorial being overshadowed by “fake” sign language, all future international events will be staffed by Australia’s ‘favourite joey’. Skippy will translate multiple dialects into … Continue reading

December 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Alzheimer research will not include memories of the Coalition years


By 2025 the UK will double its annual funding for dementia studies but only on the understanding that no attempt will be made to remind voters of the last three … Continue reading

December 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Russia endorses Sauron


The UK Foreign Office has advised all members of the Fellowship of the Ring to avoid visiting the land of Rudolf Nureyev. There are fears that the country’s toughening laws … Continue reading

December 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: ‘Tulisa loved being sneezed on by Nigella’


‘Tulisa loved being sneezed on by Nigella’ (from SallyMid50s) This month’s photo come courtesy of: http://www.handbag.com DATE: 14th December 2013 RUNNERS UP: ‘Escaping to Narnia couldn’t save Tulisa’s career’ (from Boxingclever) … Continue reading

December 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

US begs to be included in China’s air zone


Joe Biden has made an impassioned plea for Beijing to stop narrowly defining their sphere of influence as ‘just East Asia’. Speaking to journalists the Vice-President made it clear that … Continue reading

December 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Google steals business plan from Megatron


Comic-book nerds have expressed fear and delight at the prospect of Google robots soon doing battle with Amazon parcel drones. One geek confessed: ‘Having Autobots deliver to my home is … Continue reading

December 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

Alcoholism gives Comic Relief a Red Nose


Not content with alleviating famine in Ethiopia, British charities have donated much needed financial aid to struggling Smirnoff manufacturers and lovers of Guinness. Without your £3 a month, a starving … Continue reading

December 11, 2013 · Leave a comment

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