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‘Not guilty means never having to say you’re sorry’ says Lib Dem Peer‏


While accusations of sexual harassment still persist, Baron Rennard of Wavertree has sensibly opted for the ‘Ryan O’Neal defense’ rather than sticking a big sign on his head saying ‘I love … Continue reading

January 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘UK troops could lose vital cannon-fodder role,’ warns former US defence secretary


In his memoirs, Robert Gates has cautioned the Ministry of Defense (MoD) that proposed cuts will seriously jeopardize the UK’s responsibility as a human shield and conduit for inept US … Continue reading

January 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: ‘Pope practices “Lamb of God” look for next promotion’


Pope practices “Lamb of God” look for next promotion (from Misty) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 18th Jan 2014 RUNNERS UP: ‘This wasn’t what I hoped for … Continue reading

January 19, 2014 · 4 Comments

Partner of French politician suffers shock ‘at being shocked’ by his infidelity


France’s ‘first lady’ was rushed to hospital on Friday complaining of exhaustion, bad kama and an ironic sense déjà vu. Meanwhile President Francois Hollande shrugged off, in Gallic fashion, any … Continue reading

January 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Drop in piracy attributed to rise in ninja attacks


The long running internet debate over ‘who would win in a fight’ between swashbucklers and Japanese assassins has at last been resolved. With sea based piracy at a six year … Continue reading

January 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

David Moyes fears he may be controlling the weather


The embattled Manchester United manager is now convinced that he has inadvertently become imbued with psychokinetic power. He has reportedly claimed that his ‘unlucky’ start to the season is the … Continue reading

January 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Stop and Search to be replaced by Slap n’ Tickle


While the inquest into Mark Duggan’s death may have exonerated officers, the Independent Complaints Commission is expected to recommend a radical overhaul of community policing, acts of foreplay and anything … Continue reading

January 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cancer still looks ‘way cool!’


Scientists and ‘guys with leather jackets’ have hailed the number of smokers reaching the one billion mark as a ringing endorsement of nicotine, pulmonary disease and Dot Cotton. Popular kids … Continue reading

January 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: ‘Hands in the air if you can see a Witch!’


WINNER: Hands in the air if you can see a Witch! (from PassTheParcel) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 11th Jan 2014 RUNNERS UP: Two of those auditioning wanted … Continue reading

January 12, 2014 · 1 Comment

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