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‘Simply NHS’ to be launched


Under the watchful eye of former Marks & Spencer boss, Sir Stuart Rose, the National Health Service is to offer a range of ‘everyday food products’ and ‘must-have kitchen ingredients’ … Continue reading

February 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Rebekah Brooks successfully uses the ‘I knew Tony Blair’ defence


Just when schadenfreude, infidelity and ginger-karma appeared to have caught up with Mrs Brooks, fate and the High Court have stepped in to clear her of one of five counts … Continue reading

February 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Birth of ‘rare’ West African giraffe excites Danish lions


While a Cumbria Zoo has been celebrating the arrival of an animal normally only seen in the wilds of Niger, predators in Copenhagen have been hard pressed to restrain their … Continue reading

February 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ducks reject currency union with Alex Salmond


Subsequent to the majority of England being submerged in 3ft of water, our Duck Overlords have made it clear that they will not be sharing the pound with an independent … Continue reading

February 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ukraine Power Vacuum to be replaced by Dyson


Opposition MPs were celebrating this week as they voted overwhelming to replace President Viktor Yanukovych with an upright model; which offers ‘transparency’, ‘cleanness’ and ‘something less fiddly’. Also, unlike Ukrainian … Continue reading

February 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: Daft Punk finally ‘get lucky’ in Canadian national team sled


‘Daft Punk finally ‘get lucky’ in Canadian national team sled’ (from Sean Smithson) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 22nd Feb 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘International Olympic Committee to launch … Continue reading

February 23, 2014 · 5 Comments

World Cup Mascots close to extinction


As the Brazilian Government agrees to fund the conservation of their three-banded armadillo, Fuleco, environmentalists have warned that previous mascots may have already died out. Evidence has emerged that World … Continue reading

February 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Environment Agency begs athletes to stop ‘coming out’


As further storms are expected to hit the UK, paranoid homophobes of all political persuasions are launching a concerted campaign to stop the ‘flood of sexual liberation’. Aerial footage along … Continue reading

February 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Woody Allen denies molesting Flappy Bird


In a bizarre twist, the addictive mobile App developed by Dong Nguyen has been withdrawn from sale amidst accusations by Mia Farrow that the Oscar winning director ‘tapped up’ her … Continue reading

February 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

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