The Truth about Goats
In a bizarre twist, the addictive mobile App developed by Dong Nguyen has been withdrawn from sale amidst accusations by Mia Farrow that the Oscar winning director ‘tapped up’ her feathered friend. While Mr. Allen refutes such charges a spokesman did confirm he had deserted the ‘nest’ in 1992, ogled ‘Angry Birds’ on multiple occasions and more than once had a ‘hand in the odd turkey’.
Flappy’s claim that she was repeatedly coerced into doing things against her will, seems to be substantiated by a number of broken iPhone screens. Meanwhile Vietnam-based Mr. Nguyen warned that others could have their ‘simple life ruined’ if they inadvertently stopped casting Mia Farrow in their movies, married her adopted daughter or manipulated any bird in a confined space.
Despite having separated over two decades ago, Mia Farrow has continued to publically air her grievances with Woody Allen, which for Twitter users has become ‘an addictive game that everyone hates to love’. Lawyers representing Mr. Allen said: ‘Our client fervently repudiates these allegations and the fact there is egg on his face should in no way be seen as an admission of guilt’.