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New law to block online Porn disappointingly becomes the most downloaded law

What was intended as a bold move to stop the torrent of graphic images that reach our children may have inadvertently ‘fanned the flames’ of our desire for illicit material. … Continue reading

March 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: ‘The new unisex toilet arrangements at Number 10 were showing signs of failure’

The new unisex toilet arrangements at Number 10 were showing signs of failure (from Al OPecia)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 29th March 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘Danny … Continue reading

March 30, 2014 · 1 Comment

Teachers stage strike over Martin/Paltrow split

As another celebrity marriage ‘bites the dust’, hundreds of schools were disrupted by industrial action this Wednesday. While the erosion of working conditions and pay may have demoralized educationalists, it … Continue reading

March 28, 2014 · 2 Comments

Justice Minister restricts the use of crayon by Coalition Ministers

Following his successful implementation of a ban on prison inmates receiving books, Chris Grayling is hoping to extend the scheme to ‘once for all’ eradicate logical thought in Cabinet meetings. … Continue reading

March 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Kenya’s new polygamy law is ‘Amaze Balls!’

While most of the world struggles with preserving the sanctity of marriage against the rigors of divorce, Reality TV and sharing a duvet; Kenyan men have made a conscious decision … Continue reading

March 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Andre Marrine sentences 528 Egyptians to death

Following on from the debacle of sending off the wrong player in Chelsea’s 6-0 drubbing of Arsenal, this much maligned Premiership referee has cracked down on 1,200 supporters of the … Continue reading

March 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Kate Bush Tour forces all other female singers into early retirement

Through a combination of George Osborne’s generous pension provision in his budget and the surprise tour of the UK’s ‘last spark of originality’, many of the world’s leading musicians plan … Continue reading

March 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: “….and then I said ‘you can keep your stinking fish eggs, so there’…”

“….and then I said ‘you can keep your stinking fish eggs, so there’…” (from Al OPecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 22nd Mrach 2014 RUNNERS UP: “Neither of … Continue reading

March 23, 2014 · 1 Comment

Obituaries accused of left-wing bias

Following a plethora of socialist bereavements, newspapers have been accused of eulogizing ‘tree huggers’, ‘Marxists’ and ‘people who wear socks with sandals’. To offset the appearance of bias, media outlets … Continue reading

March 21, 2014 · 2 Comments

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