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Middle class snobs insist – ‘Cats should be cooked in an Aga’


Pretentious cooks throughout the land were united today in their condemnation of Laura Cunliffe, who microwaved a cat in revenge for eating her pet goldfish. While fourteen weeks of imprisonment … Continue reading

March 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Isle of Wight couple report: Still no sign of ‘missing’ luggage


While the eyes of the world are turned towards finding Malaysia Airlines flight MH370, tension continues to mount for Mr & Mrs Nichols; who despite being in the second week … Continue reading

March 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Boatload of ‘creepy PE teachers’ bound for Asia


As part of an elaborate exchange program to raise international teaching standards, Shanghai has agreed to import sixty of the UK’s finest educational perverts in exchange for sending us their … Continue reading

March 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

A nation remembers WW1 Glove-Puppeteers


While English professors and people who mourn the loss of pipe-smoking focus their attention on the poets of 1914-18, some contemporary historians feel more should be done to commemorate the … Continue reading

March 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: ‘New “Subterranean” obstacle in Grand National sparks controversy’


New “Subterranean” obstacle in Grand National sparks controversy (from Al OPecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 15th March 2014 The annual village game of Buckaroo took an unexpected … Continue reading

March 16, 2014 · 3 Comments

New Zealand to place Peter Jackson on new national flag


As a referendum approaches, a majority of New Zealanders have expressed a preference for removing the Union Jack from the corner of their flag and replacing it with ‘something involving … Continue reading

March 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Gamers excited by launch of ‘Zombie Mexican Drug Lord’


As part of a clever marketing campaign, EA Games have arranged for Michoacan police to gun down one of the ‘walking dead’ and part-time notorious criminal, ‘El Mas Loco’. Despite … Continue reading

March 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lindsey Lohan may sue Hollywood over her career


As Mark Johnston plans to sue a Las Vegas casino for allowing him to gamble $500,000 ‘while drunk’, the US Supreme Court is bracing itself for a myriad of civil … Continue reading

March 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Men on diets demand to know when the potato ‘stopped being’ a vegetable


Frustrated males shamed into embracing a healthy regime have been outraged to discover that starchy, tuberous crops are not the route to a six-pack, female approval and eternal life as … Continue reading

March 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

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