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Facebook outsourced to Neighbourhood Watch


With the social-media giant’s market share set to contract over the next ten years, Mark Zuckerberg has been on the look out for a ‘low tech’ solution to his ‘curtain … Continue reading

April 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

UKIP slowly realises ‘black country’ may not just mean the West Midlands


With the same nagging self-doubt that accompanies the wearing of speedos on the beach, Nigel Farage is gradually becoming cognizant that his party’s vetting process shows all the caution of … Continue reading

April 29, 2014 · 4 Comments

Middle-aged Dungeons & Dragons aficionados still not getting the respect they deserve


Although D&D is celebrating its 40th anniversary, many participants are concerned that their contributions to society, heavy metal t-shirts and virginity have been overlooked. While other 80’s pastimes such as … Continue reading

April 28, 2014 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: “Ready!…..stuffed wombats next!”


“Ready!…..stuffed wombats next!” (from Pierian Dodo)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 26th April 2014 RUNNERS UP “New England opening bat revealed” (from Jim Harris) “Take that! … Continue reading

April 27, 2014 · 7 Comments

France bans work emails after 6pm and lolcats in the office before 10am


In what is being seen as a ‘tit for cat’ retaliatory measure, Gallic big business plans to restrict private internet use in the office in response to workers being protected … Continue reading

April 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Syria was sooooooo last year!


Despite entering their third year of civil war many Syrians are starting to look drab, unwashed and unloved in comparison to fashionable parts of crisis-torn Eastern Europe. Once considered ‘quite … Continue reading

April 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Music Promotion: The Fake Aunts


Flibbertigibbet occasionally tries to promote other comedic talent. To this end here is an advert for ‘The Fake Aunts’ latests comedy CD – downloadable via Amazon.com. Enjoy Wrenfoe P.S. And … Continue reading

April 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Alleged Islamic takeover of schools ‘can’t be worse than Gove’


A Birmingham inquiry into a hard-line Muslims taking control of city schools, it set to conclude that a fundamentalist rejection of 21st century learning ‘can not be more detrimental’ than … Continue reading

April 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Dirty’ Fuel needs to be replaced with something ‘less smutty’ – insists UN


The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has published a damning report on how ‘excessively crude’ oils are corrupting the young with their reliance on ‘salacious carbon-intensive’ fuels and lewd … Continue reading

April 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

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