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Caption Competition: ‘Identity of fourth member of new boy band still a mystery’


‘Identity of fourth member of new boy band still a mystery’ (from SmileyMyrus)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 19th April 2014 RUNNERS UP: ‘Rumpy-pumpy … Oh … Continue reading

April 20, 2014 · 2 Comments

Pensioners helpfully reminded ‘your days are numbered’


Minister Steve Webb proposes that all of the UK’s OAPs should be given a stark reality check in terms of life expectancy. Mr. Webb’s understandable concern is that the elderly … Continue reading

April 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Adoption agencies inundated with middle-class toddlers post-‘Offer Day’


As UK primary schools announce their allocated places, aspiring parents have been forced to make some tough decisions between living with the shame of an infant in an average OFSTED … Continue reading

April 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Silvio Berlusconi promises to ‘give your Nonna a good seeing to’


Italian homes for the elderly will soon be visited by the ‘creosote crooner’, otherwise known as ‘Ol’ Gropey’ by his adoring under-age fans and tax accountants. The former Prime Minister … Continue reading

April 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Verve accused of peddling inadequate flu-remedy


The songwriter Richard Ashcroft and his band have come under close scrutiny with regards their connection between 90s rock music and the UK stockpiling £473m of Tamiflu in 2006. The … Continue reading

April 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Damien Hirst’s autobiography will be ‘ironically’ full of spelling errors


To the equal delight of the art world and the frustration of most rationale print lovers, the notorious Turner Prize winner proposes to ‘redefine’ what we a perceive to be … Continue reading

April 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition: Casting for The Wind in the Willows suffers a setback


Casting for The Wind in the Willows suffers a setback (from Blissangel)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: BBC.com DATE: 12th April 2014 RUNNERS UP: UB40s prophecy comes to fruition … Continue reading

April 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Auto-industry admits ‘only the unicycle’ is safe


In a year that has seen General Motors (GM) recall 2.6m cars and Toyota 6.4m, there is a growing appreciation that the car is a glorified ‘casket on wheels’. Manufacturers … Continue reading

April 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

MPs now only embarrassed by the ‘sound of pooing’


After decades of embezzlement, corruption and ‘world-class douchebaggery’, the House of Commons has managed to eliminate shame in all but extreme circumstances. While Culture Secretary Maria Miller had to be … Continue reading

April 10, 2014 · 4 Comments

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