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Caption Competition: ‘Halal butcher poses happily alongside string of pre-stunned Waitrose sausages’


‘Halal butcher poses happily alongside string of pre-stunned Waitrose sausages’ from sozsatire

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This month’s photo come courtesy of: BBC.com

DATE: 10th May 2014

RUNNERS UP:

‘Gran takes drastic measures to protect her gold Dralon’ @Morag_BFP

‘Savage pro-Russian Rottweiler shows off his dog’ from Al OPecia

‘Gideon, George, chancellor..I dont care who you are mate..the ad clearly stated I do the filming the dog does the client and extras will cost ya’ @OlliesGrandad

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10 comments on “Caption Competition: ‘Halal butcher poses happily alongside string of pre-stunned Waitrose sausages’

  1. Wrenfoe
    May 10, 2014

    ‘Jihad TV does One Man & His Dog’ (from @TimFrost23)

  2. Wrenfoe
    May 10, 2014

    ‘DFS sofas opts for an aggressive marketing campaign’ (from JoyBox2)

  3. sozsatire
    May 10, 2014

    Halal butcher poses happily alongside string of pre-stunned Waitrose sausages.

  4. Gran takes drastic measures to protect her gold Dralon

  5. Al OPecia
    May 10, 2014

    Savage pro-Russian Rottweiler shows off his dog.

  6. @OlliesGrandad
    May 10, 2014

    Gideon, George, chancellor..I dont care who you are mate..the ad clearly stated i do the filming the dog does the client and extras will cost ya

  7. sozsatire
    May 12, 2014

    *lights pipe and climbs wearily onto podium*
    Can I just say, in accepting this accolade, that I’ve been battling man-flu for the last 3 days and that this honour has lifted my spirits no end and has filled me with renewed vigour and streng…UNH! *thud*

  8. Wrenfoe
    May 12, 2014

    lol

  9. Al OPecia
    May 12, 2014

    Well done soz!

    • sozsatire
      May 12, 2014

      Thank you kindly Al. I’m far from being a boastful man as you well know but this isn’t the first time this prestigious honour has been bestowed upon me. A fact that is now trumpeted for posterity just below my avatar.
      It was the least I could do tbh. 😉

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