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Gerry Adams admits to involvement in the ‘passive aggressive’ wing of Sinn Féin


While still denying his part in the 1972 IRA murder of mother of 10 Jean McConville, the republican politician acknowledged his part in a systematic campaign of ‘sustained grumpiness’. Hiding … Continue reading

May 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Men demand multiple-orgasms in exchange for equitable pay


As one of the key electoral issues of the Scottish independence debate emerges, men have said they are willing to concede ground on equal pay provided they are compensated from … Continue reading

May 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Another unnecessary dick-pix


‘Another unnecessary dick-pix’ (from DazyDuck)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 17th May 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘Miliband’s hostages were forced to smile for the camera’ (from 777NoFive) … Continue reading

May 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Rats put in transfer request at Man Utd‏


As a series of high profile players exit Old Trafford at the end of this calamitous season, various rodents who had hitherto survived on hardened lumps of ‘Fergie gum’ have … Continue reading

May 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

Coca-Cola to remove controversial drinks ingredient – Water


The world’s leading beverage-maker has bowed to pressure to ban the use of the mysterious chemical compound simply known as ‘H2O’. Nutritionists have long questioned what are the benefits to … Continue reading

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Nation treated for shock over Katie Price split


The artist formerly known as Jordan, or the Hashemite Kingdom of Transjordan, traumatised the UK by announcing her plans to get divorced. As has been well-documented, Ms. Price’s commitment to … Continue reading

May 14, 2014 · 1 Comment

Max Clifford to take 8 years to update his autobiography


By popular request and judge’s order, the ironically infamous PR guru is to spend a ‘little longer than expected’ fleshing out the chapters of his even more ironically titled ‘Max … Continue reading

May 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cuts to legal aid force barristers to a life of crime


With the threat of industrial action still imminent many of the UK’s judiciary have taken to ‘racketeering’, selling ‘get out of jail free’ cards and indiscriminate ‘wig larceny’. In order … Continue reading

May 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Halal butcher poses happily alongside string of pre-stunned Waitrose sausages’


‘Halal butcher poses happily alongside string of pre-stunned Waitrose sausages’ from sozsatire   This month’s photo come courtesy of: BBC.com DATE: 10th May 2014 RUNNERS UP: ‘Gran takes drastic measures to protect … Continue reading

May 11, 2014 · 10 Comments

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