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Uruguay: ‘Suarez gives hope to anyone suffering from hypoglycemia’


In a bold statement, seen as response to the four month ban imposed by FIFA on the masticating-prone striker, the Uruguay Football Association have claimed that Luis Suarez’s biting incidents … Continue reading

June 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Man raffles child to to raise funds for World Cup Final Ticket.


‘Man raffles child to to raise funds for World Cup Final Ticket’ (by Al OPecia)  This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 29th June 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘Nymar celebrates his … Continue reading

June 29, 2014 · 1 Comment

Republicans claim gay worker protection will only extend to ‘the hot ones’


Barack Obama has been criticised by right wing opponents that his recent gay rights legislation will infringe on free-markets; but they have been absolutely clear that this judgement in no … Continue reading

June 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Saddam Hussein is hiding in my shed’ confesses Tony Blair


In response to the press backlash over his assertion that he had no direct link with the recent troubles in the Middle East, the former UK Prime Minister has revealed … Continue reading

June 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Brooks to recreate Houdini’s routine


By popular demand, editor Rebekah Brooks will be visiting local theatres to amaze the public with her death-defying illusions, borderline perjury and concealed ‘get out of jail free’ card. With … Continue reading

June 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Tesco’s burger blamed for fall in police dog and horse numbers


Animal welfare groups are concerned that government spending cuts may have resulted in an ‘outsourcing’ of police animal units to the fast food sector. During the last year we have … Continue reading

June 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Three-way conception an elaborate pocket-money scam


Undercover reporters have discovered that the government’s backing for three-person IVF is no more than ‘an elaborate front’ for a fraudulent attempt on the part of children to gain access … Continue reading

June 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: “He’s my up-grade …”


WINNER: “He’s my ‘up-grade’ …” (from R Wood)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 21st June 2014 RUNNERS UP “Hands in the air if you’ve ever stuck your … Continue reading

June 22, 2014 · 4 Comments

Jihadists not as focused on the World Cup as they should be‏


Set against the backdrop of Kenyan massacres and Iraqi insurgency, FIFA is concerned that Islamist militants may not be giving Brazil 2014 their full attention. Despite wall-to-wall TV coverage, there … Continue reading

June 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

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