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Michael Gove’s face evolved to ‘get slapped’‏


While current theories in ‘hominin evolution’ suggest beefy facial features were a defence against fist fights; biologists also believe early man needed to ‘pulverise’ purposely annoying cavemen in order to … Continue reading

June 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

IMF warns UK housing bubble is giving gaseous globules ‘a bad name’


Chancellor George Osborne has been cautioned that his long term economic strategy has all the sustainability of a mayfly winning the X factor while boiling an egg. The International Monetary … Continue reading

June 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Metropolitan Police invest in three giant ‘Boris Johnson enemas’


Although the Home Secretary is yet to approve their use, London has purchased a trio of water cannons designed to relive the capital of unpleasant faecal impaction – or in … Continue reading

June 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Tony Blair suggests orphaned Iraqis send him a Father’s Day mug


In a desperate attempt to plagiarize his favourite Billy Joel song, the ex-Prime Minister of the UK informed the world’s press: ‘We didn’t cause the Iraq crisis…it was always burning … Continue reading

June 16, 2014 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘New Tory MP fails to notice giant anagram behind him’


New Tory MP fails to notice giant anagram behind him (by Al OPecia)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 14th June 2014 RUNNERS UP: The new MP couldn’t … Continue reading

June 15, 2014 · 4 Comments

1D-Day commemorates the death of music


Veterans, historians and ‘girls with retainers’ were united in marking a day of remembrance for ‘our boys’ struggle to overcome ‘lack-lustre hair’, no musical ability and the Nazi occupation of … Continue reading

June 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Sepp Blatter’s resignation rumours prompt half a million Iraqis to flee their homes


Terror gripped the streets of Mosul as word spread that the President of the ‘Fédération Internationale de Football Association’ (FIFA), or the ‘Quatari Savings and Loan Company’ as it is … Continue reading

June 12, 2014 · 4 Comments

Apple to launch its new integrated app – Bolloxdrop


In an attempt to challenge Dropbox and WhatsApp, the computing multinational will now offer their own online storage solution for all your embarrassing online mishaps. Every ‘clanger’, shameful selfie and … Continue reading

June 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet says ‘Thank you to our Readers’


Having just racked up Flib’s 400th post since its launch (just over a year ago), we’d like to take this opportunity to thank all our readers/twitters/subscribers who have provided much … Continue reading

June 10, 2014 · 3 Comments

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