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Bush/Blair sex tape to be leaked

An agreement has been made between a Government inquiry, Cabinet Secretary Sir Jeremy Heywood and Electric Blue (the soft core porn show), to release the infamous footage of the British … Continue reading

June 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Elizabethan ruff makes a come back – but is it too heavy?’

‘Elizabethan ruff makes a come back – but is it too heavy?’ (from MassFrack77) This month’s photo come courtesy of: BBC.com DATE: 7th June 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘Wife takes farewell … Continue reading

June 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

Last known Lib Dem dies in captivity

Zoo keepers, veterinarians and ‘sandal-wearing libertarians’ were left mourning the loss of the world’s last remaining ‘Greater-spectacled Oakeshott’. The ‘Oakeshott’ had been cared for in the House of Lords’ wildlife … Continue reading

June 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Google self-drive car will allow hands-free racism for Top Gear

To packed conference in California, Google co-founder, Sergey Brin revealed plans to manufacture a vehicle that will allow BBC presenters to focus less on steering and more on ‘pejorative terms … Continue reading

June 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

70s BBC not my fault, says grateful Pope

As Pope Francis embarks on his ‘World Tour of Apology’, it is becoming abundantly clear that ‘Mea Culpa is more like ‘Tua Culpa’; with his own motto ‘Miserando atque Eligendo’ … Continue reading

June 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Richard Scudamore challenges all women to an arm-wrestle

With what is being seen as a vain attempt to garner support for his derogatory references to ‘female irrationality’, the Premier League’s chief executive has promised to prove his gender’s … Continue reading

June 3, 2014 · 3 Comments

The Queen to be replaced by Alan Bennett by 2017

The Government have unveiled plans to slowly ‘decommission’ Elizabeth II and install the much loved playwright as our new Monarch. While she was officially retired from active service on 27 … Continue reading

June 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Mallet’s Mallett is more distinguished with age’

‘Mallet’s Mallett is more distinguished with age’ (from AddledMadge)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: BBC.com DATE: 31 May 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘Whack a mole Tudor style!’ (from PullsOffDaisy) … Continue reading

June 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

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