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Russia phones National Bullying Helpline


In the weepy small hours of the weekend, the peoples of the Russian Federation jammed phone lines with complaints of harassment and online bullying by members of the UN. In … Continue reading

July 31, 2014 · 2 Comments

British Gas may have sold Gas


Energy markets were thrown into confusion over revelations that the UK’s biggest supplier of nuisance phone calls, spurious bills and mis-sold contracts may have inadvertently provided ‘actual energy’ to their … Continue reading

July 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Israel shuns peace deal in favour of a good PR firm


The Israeli Knesset has rejected the Gaza peace proposal put forward by US Secretary of State, John Kerry, in favour of a modest 12-hour truce – purposely designed to be … Continue reading

July 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Public devastated to discover Gove not a paedophile‏


Despite a child protection manager alleging over 20 prominent ministers were serial abusers, British parents have been left distraught by the fact Michael Gove had ‘…absolutely nothing to do with … Continue reading

July 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Exercising rights: Spanish bulls set sights on fast lane’


‘Exercising rights: Spanish bulls set sights on fast lane.’ (from Pierian Dodo)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 26th July 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘Doctors confirm ‘undercooked red … Continue reading

July 27, 2014 · 8 Comments

Police launch new ‘999Haters’ service to combat trolls


Now that over 50% of UK policing is focused on social media complaints, senior officers are set to invest in a first response system to combat internet ‘meanness’, aggressive emoticons … Continue reading

July 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Shock as Sun on Sunday turns out to be as shoddy as News of the World


Pop star Tulisa Contostavlos’s trial over drugs allegations has collapsed due to evidence being tainted by ‘proximity to News Corporation’. In a landmark equality ruling, the Sun on Sunday (SoS) … Continue reading

July 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

The return of Cats and Evita bring back memories of the Blitz


Thousands of Londoners have been filmed leaving the capital in fear for their Musical sanity, as rumours surface that Andrew Lloyd Webber intends to carpet bomb the West End with ‘theatrical … Continue reading

July 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Hague cunningly quits as Foreign Secretary just before World War 3


As passenger airlines are shot down, the Middle-East descends into even greater chaos and American Idol enters its 13th season – all the portents are shaping up nicely for a … Continue reading

July 22, 2014 · 2 Comments

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