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Shock as Sun on Sunday turns out to be as shoddy as News of the World


Pop star Tulisa Contostavlos’s trial over drugs allegations has collapsed due to evidence being tainted by ‘proximity to News Corporation’. In a landmark equality ruling, the Sun on Sunday (SoS) has been adjudged to be as ‘piss poor’ as the News of the World (NoW); and should have access to the same levels of derision, litigation and Liverpudlian contempt as its predecessor.

Interestingly breasts look the same in all newspapers

Interestingly breasts look the same in all newspapers

A mathematics expert explained: ‘From a statistical perspective, coincidences are inevitable and the coincidence that SoS and NoW both having appalling bad journalism is a synchronicity between the fallacious and the revolting – a falla-ting if you will’. In support of this, one reader commented: ‘If sh$t journalism was a Venn diagram then the News of the World and The Sun would be two completely overlapping circles. It’s like déjà vu but with tits’.

The paradox of probability theory states: ‘If defamation, entrapment and fetid bias occurs – Rupert Murdoch’s buttocks will surely be nearby’. The level of crossover between the two papers is ‘spooky’; it is almost as if officials at the papers had taken bribes – which would be ironic on a whole series of levels.

One bemused Australian billionaire said: ‘By employing the same bunch of amoral editors, scurrilous reporters and illegal practises, we were sure that the Sun on Sunday would be a completely different can of beans than the News of the World. Fortunately we have a talented, red-haired yet recently unemployed editor available to steer things in another direction. Her name? Oh, I don’t think you know her.’

 

by@Wrenfoe

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