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The Daily Mail joins the long list of Clooney rejects


Following in the petite footsteps of Lisa Snowden, the Mail Online has been forced to accept that the ‘grey fox’ will never hold them in his big strong arms. Despite … Continue reading

July 21, 2014 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Ukrainian rebels’ stolen missiles more capable than originally thought’


‘Ukrainian rebels’ stolen missiles more capable than originally thought’  (from Al OPecia)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 19th July 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘Buzz Aldrin had mastered washing … Continue reading

July 20, 2014 · 6 Comments

Gaza just needs better Health & Safety provision


While many have tried to end decades of conflict in the Palestinian occupied territories, there is a growing feeling in the international community that the only way to achieve regional … Continue reading

July 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dublin narrowly escapes Garth Brooks’ concert


In what is being described as a ‘near death experience’ (NDE), the people of Ireland have fortuitously avoided coming into contact with an over-sized Stetson, painful guitar twangs and an … Continue reading

July 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

David Cameron to replace entire Cabinet with female Bishops


In an attempt to distance his government from a ‘stuffy’ male image, the Prime Minister is taking the bold move to capitalize on the sudden popularity of ‘lady clerics’. At … Continue reading

July 16, 2014 · 2 Comments

China and South Korea agree to have North Korea ‘sectioned’


The key topic for discussion over the next two days in Seoul is how to send an entire nation to the ‘booby hatch’. According to Beijing, under the Mental Health … Continue reading

July 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Economic recovery complete – all rich are now tax exempt


Chancellor George Osborne was proud to announce that after three years of careful fiscal mismanagement, corruption and cronyism the number of UK citizens paying the top rate of income tax … Continue reading

July 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘The big clean up gets under way following The World Masturbating Championships in London’s St James Park’


‘The big clean up gets under way following The World Masturbating Championships in London’s St James Park’ (from Sozsatire)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 8th July 2014 … Continue reading

July 13, 2014 · 4 Comments

Woman refuses to give birth in Primark


Despite a small head erupting from her vagina, a woman from Birmingham resolutely refused to be lulled by the Primark’s promise of cut-price designer wear. As her waters broke,cervix dilated … Continue reading

July 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

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