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Irony clears Abu Qatada of all terror charges

Thanks to a team of lawyers and a sharp discrepancy between expected versus actual results; the ‘once-radical’ Muslim cleric was seen skipping from a Jordanian court, bathed in an ‘I … Continue reading

September 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

US stops washing its hands‏

Friends of the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention, in Georgia, have started to take note of a recent decline in personal hygiene and a tendency ‘…to leave broken test … Continue reading

September 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Another Tory escapes the Conservative Party’

WINNER: ‘Another Tory escapes the Conservative Party’ (from FasterEddy) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 27th Sept 2014 RUNNERS UP: ‘Huh, and he laughs at my mud face-pack!’ (from Binaround … Continue reading

September 28, 2014 · 1 Comment

Rail fares increased to pay for improved ‘buffet creeps’

Regulated rail prices are set to increase by 3.5% by 2015 in order to subsidize a fleet of inter-city perverts. With sex offences already risen by 21%, Britain’s National Rail … Continue reading

September 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ed Miliband: Give me a decade to fix Man Utd

In a bold statement of intent, the Labour Leader set out a 10-year plan to reverse the damage done by successive managers at Old Trafford. While many of his critics … Continue reading

September 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Poland braced for a massive invasion of déjà vu

As Russia reduces gas exports to Poland by 45%, officials in Warsaw have begun contingency plans for the inevitable attack by Vladimir Putin’s troops. ‘It’s only a matter of time,’ … Continue reading

September 24, 2014 · 3 Comments

$1bn to fight Ebola, if Ebola agrees to be a bit more ‘Islamishy’‏

President Obama has offered to send 3,000 American troops to Liberia to help fight the virus outbreak ‘on the proviso’ that Ebola adopts a more Jihadist approach. In turn the … Continue reading

September 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Scots vote to stay in UK ‘…through no fault of their own’

Despite figures released by the Scottish National Party (SNP) showing that 100% of all registered voters had selected Independence, Scottish people were surprised to awaken on Friday to the status … Continue reading

September 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Nick Clegg sounds out new Coalition partners’

WINNER: ‘Nick Clegg sounds out new Coalition partners’ (from pinkyaks)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 20th Sept 14 RUNNERS UP: ‘Now children, do any of you know … Continue reading

September 21, 2014 · 1 Comment

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