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Home Office admits a cheaper border control would have been ‘one casual racist’


Having had the embarrassment of squandering millions on a failed e-borders programme and a subsequent arbitration settlement, the UK Government has reached the conclusion that a simpler more inexpensive approach … Continue reading

September 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Minecraft to follow the success of Bing and Windows Vista


The software firm, Mojang, was excited to announce a $2.5bn synergy between their smash-hit computer game and the pretension of a ‘decision engine’. The Swedish firm hope that the US … Continue reading

September 18, 2014 · 1 Comment

Bear Grylls to sue George Foreman for Grill infringement


Having successfully litigated against the commercial use of the word Bear in association with knife manufacture, Mr. Grylls has instructed the law firm of Carpmaels and Ransford to stop the … Continue reading

September 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Piers Morgan beheaded by CNN


In a copycat killing designed to reassure their shareholders, the Cable News Network (CNN) has released a grainy YouTube video purporting to be the ritual slaying of the ‘beloved’ television … Continue reading

September 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

U2 to offer a free iPhone 6 with every album


In a futile attempt to appear relevant, boost sales and ‘keep Adam Clayton in hair dye’, the Irish rock band have been forced to entice listeners with an ever increasing … Continue reading

September 15, 2014 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘I’m an Angel but God was drunk when he got to my feet.’


WINNER: “I’m an Angel but God was drunk when he got to my feet.” (from R.Wood)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 13th Sept 2014 RUNNERS UP: ‘I … Continue reading

September 14, 2014 · 5 Comments

Nick Clegg to use everyone’s paternity leave next year


Anticipating he will have a lot of ‘free time on his hands’ after the next election, the Deputy Prime Minister has volunteered to provide round-the-clock support to all new parents. … Continue reading

September 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Tories to defend UK’s borders with ‘full force’…just not Scotland


David Cameron has pledged to utilize the full strength of Britain’s armed forces in tackling terrorism, immigration and badgers. However a spokeswoman for the Prime Minister was hesitant on his … Continue reading

September 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Seasonal Bargain from the Flibbertigibbet Shop


As the countdown begins for the new Flibbertigibbet annual* and in a desperate effort to support the spiralling cost of a crystal meth addiction, Wrenfoe is offering last year’s book … Continue reading

September 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

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