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Sex originated in Scotland and will probably end there

An international team of researchers have concluded that copulation, as we know it, will soon come to a shameful end: ‘…sometime on a Friday night, up against a wheelie bin … Continue reading

October 31, 2014 · 2 Comments

Tories to stop Santa migration by Christmas

David Cameron has announced plans to curb the flood of European migrant workers, specifically 4th-century Greek bishops, from invading our homes. The Prime Minister has promised to apply an ‘emergency … Continue reading

October 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Top-secret plane returns after two-year mission to avoid TV finales

An unmanned US space plane has landed in California, having completed its task to see if circumventing pop culture references and season ends have any impact on our ability to … Continue reading

October 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Public mistake The Walking Dead for the media’s Ebola coverage

Seventeen million Americans tuned into the fifth season of AMC’s post-apocalyptic horror show, on the deluded assumption that it was a public information film created by Fox News. As actor … Continue reading

October 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Mexico relieved to confirm recent mass grave is just a ‘run of the mill’ mass grave

Despite security forces unearthing 28 corpses near Iguala, south of Mexico City, DNA tests prove conclusively that it is ‘…someone else’s problem’. Law enforcement officials breathed a collective sigh of … Continue reading

October 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘So how high are you right now?’

WINNER: ‘So how high are you right now?’ (from kinginascendent)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 25th Oct 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘They used to be members of UKIP yer … Continue reading

October 26, 2014 · 2 Comments

Last clothed selfie sent in 2009‏

With hundreds of thousands of naked images being hacked and leaked via forums on ‘4chan’, law enforcement agencies have concluded that 99% of all photos are now of the ‘naked … Continue reading

October 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Saying ‘Cheryl Cole’ three times will kill you, confirms security firm

Cheryl José de la Concordia García Márquez Ann Fernandez-Versini, or ‘Coley’ for short, has been identified as the UK’s ‘most dangerous online celebrity’. Not only do internet searches for the … Continue reading

October 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

New ‘Dad’s Army’ cast ill-prepared for Ebola storyline

Scriptwriter Hamish McColl has been told that he needs to ‘reboot’ his big-screen remake of the 70’s sitcom, in a way that reflects the perils of modern warfare. To this … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 6 Comments

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