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Shia LaBeouf to have his head surgically removed from his arse for next role


While many might balk at Mr. LaBeouf’s ‘Method’ approach to acting, others have applauded his decision to remove the swelling ego that had nestled in his ‘rectum-like cavity’. Not only … Continue reading

October 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

60% of adults admit to nightmares involving Roy Keane’s stony visage


Much of the nation’s bed wetting can now be attributed to the steely glare of the ex-midfielder, scourge of the razor and failed Boyzone auditionee – Mr Roy Keane. Coupled … Continue reading

October 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘And I am delighted to launch this, my election manifesto’


WINNER: ‘And I am delighted to launch this, my election manifesto’ (from Al OPecia)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 18th Oct 2014 RUNNERS UP: ‘Our council house building … Continue reading

October 19, 2014 · 4 Comments

Drone strike hits Cameron as he claims to be a ‘friend’ of Afghanistan


The UK Prime Minister was forced to dig himself and the new Afghan President, Ashraf Ghani, out from under a pile rubble – left by the impact of a surgical … Continue reading

October 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

 Striking midwives advise patients to ‘cross their legs and hope’


Imminent industrial action, for the first time in their history, has resulted in The Royal College of Midwives warning expectant parents to avoid primrose oil, spicy foods and ‘…the sensation … Continue reading

October 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

Son of baronet strangely in favour of cuts to inheritance tax‏


In a bold, seemingly unselfish move – George Gideon Oliver Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer and co-incidentally the 21st great grandson of King Henry III, promised a packed Tory conference … Continue reading

October 15, 2014 · 4 Comments

Skirt length linked to DLT risk


While nutritionists ponder the direct link between skirt size and breast cancer risk; BBC executives have discovered that there is a direct correlation between hem line and the groping machinations … Continue reading

October 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

New tech allows ‘blood sucking bankers’ to upgrade from metaphor to fact


Barclays’ business customers will now be able to log on by scanning the unique pattern of their veins; or as one banker described it as ‘…the fast track to their … Continue reading

October 13, 2014 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘And the final couple of tucks were put in here, and now no one suspects that I’m George Dubya’


WINNER: ‘And the final couple of tucks were put in here, and now no one suspects that I’m George Dubya’. (from Al Opecia)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com … Continue reading

October 12, 2014 · 6 Comments

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