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White House to erect a second fence to protect the Obama’s allotment


With anti-vegetable sentiment in the US reaching crisis point, the Secret Service has taken the unprecedented step of erecting a protective barrier between public and the First Lady’s ‘prize-winning turnip’. … Continue reading

October 10, 2014 · 7 Comments

UN Climate Meetings are now the greatest source of greenhouse gases


Environmental protesters have demanded urgent action to combat the ‘unheralded level of dissembling chatter’ emanating from New York’s climate summit. Hundreds of thousands of marchers in more than 2,000 locations … Continue reading

October 9, 2014 · 5 Comments

West End debut for the production of Twelve Angry Non-gender Specific He/Shes


In a commitment to addressing inequality, English theatres have agreed to an extensive programme of gender-neutral plays and musicals. Hoping to bolster the number of female actors on stage, London’s … Continue reading

October 8, 2014 · 5 Comments

Ed Miliband enters Mars orbit


Strapped to the undercarriage of NASA’s latest satellite – and buoyed by his euphoric proposal to increase the minimum wage and the child benefit cap – the Labour leader was … Continue reading

October 7, 2014 · 4 Comments

Alex Salmond still thinks he won‏


Seen shuffling around Holyrood, in nothing but a tiara and towelling dressing gown, Mr. Salmond has appeared oblivious to the democratic will of the Scottish people. Speaking to reporters the … Continue reading

October 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Cherry pickers get it wrong!’


WINNER:‘Cherry pickers get it wrong!’ (from Pierian Dodo)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 4th Oct 2014 RUNNERS UP:  ‘Even the aphids are starting to look like … Continue reading

October 5, 2014 · 1 Comment

Couples admit giving CAPTCHA tests more second chances than their marriage‏


While many people claim their commitment to love is as strong as ever, scientists have discovered that our capacity to persevere in the face of cryptic passwords, far outstrips our … Continue reading

October 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

England to release Scottish hostages


Regardless of the outcome of  the Scottish referendum, Prime Minister David Cameron has agreed in principal to release the thousands of Scottish citizens being held in captivity south of the … Continue reading

October 2, 2014 · 6 Comments

Doctors admit clusters ‘bad’ in surgery but ‘good’ in cereal


Advertsing experts and medical professionals are now at loggerheads over the division of adjectives to describe unpleasant illnesses versus moreish wheat-based meals. Some members of the public have been duped … Continue reading

October 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

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