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Caption Competition: ‘Lucas denies budget cuts for new Star Wars movie’

WINNER: ‘Lucas denies budget cuts for new Star Wars movie’ (from jj77oops) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 29th Nov 2014 RUNNERS UP Klangers complain about rise of … Continue reading

November 30, 2014 · 2 Comments

Band Aid torn between Ebola and Duck Flu‏

While parts of Africa are ravaged by disease, many music experts think there is more marketing potential in tackling the plight of the ducks of East Yorkshire. To this end … Continue reading

November 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

We now only trust animals to sell us stuff‏

Sociologists and Advertising Executives have reached the conclusion that the general public has become so jaded and cynical, that only ‘woodland folk’ can reach our hearts and pockets. Be it … Continue reading

November 27, 2014 · 8 Comments

Banks had better things to do with our money than put robots on comets

Despite costing a meagre 1.4 billion euros (£1.1 billion) and possibly changing the course of human civilization, the banking community has been quick to dismiss the Rosetta Space mission as … Continue reading

November 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Secret Santa is a money laundering scheme

The world’s favourite office tradition has been revealed to have a darker side. Police investigating the movement of illicit drug and arms deals, have discovered that the majority of funds … Continue reading

November 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Surprise that only 1 in 10 sausages have Hepatitis E

Disappointingly only a small percentage of processed pork meat products in England and Wales cause an acute infection. With a mere 10% potentially infected with a virus that uses the … Continue reading

November 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Always knew he was cardboard cut-out’

WINNER: ‘Always knew he was cardboard cut-out.’ (R. Wood)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 22nd Nov 2014 RUNNERS UP ‘America Flash sale – Everything must go!’ (from … Continue reading

November 23, 2014 · 5 Comments

Banned skiing violinist may be the poshest thing you have ever heard of

For members of the public more accustomed to playing the kazoo and holidays in Blackpool, the social angst of losing violin and skiing privileges may seem somewhat niche. Yet international … Continue reading

November 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Bitcoins to be replaced with Lego (Flibbertigibbet News 2014)

Don’t waste your hard earned cash buying Christmas presents for free-loading relatives and kids that are clearly going to put you into a care home one day. Instead, invest 99p … Continue reading

November 20, 2014 · 2 Comments

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