The Truth about Goats
US commandos and Bob Marley fans are openly squabbling over who fired the shot that killed the al-Qaeda leader. There are varying accounts of what happened on that fateful raid, but most eye witnesses ‘…swear it was in self defense’. Although they have all debunked Nancy Sinatra’s claim that she was the victim of two of the shots.
Ex-Navy Seal Robert O’Neill, 38, has insisted he fired the fatal head shot, despite Sgt. Jon Bon Jovi’s counter claim that he was ‘shot through the heart’. In fact Sgt. Jovi is adamant that Bin Laden was ‘to blame’, primarily for giving love a bad name. Yet, it is unclear if the terrorist leader went ‘…down in a blaze of glory’.
There is an increasing desire to claim responsibility for the Bin Laden death, although most agree Private Ozzy Osbourne’s shot in the dark was probably a miss. Publically squabbling over a covert operation is against Pentagon rules and has been complicated by James Taylor asking who shot Liberty Valance? Navy Seals usually abide by a code of silence but privately many admit that ‘…happiness is a warm gun’.
Pentagon officials have neither confirmed nor denied Mr O’Neill’s account, but have hinted that JR’s scheming sister-in-law Kristin Shepard may have been involved. A spokesman said: ‘We’d also like to distance ourselves from the claims put forward by an ex-soldier called Rico. We have accounts of there being a girl called Lola, who was a showgirl. Yes, there was blood and a single gunshot. But just who shot who? We can’t say’.