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Bitcoins to be replaced with Lego (Flibbertigibbet News 2014)

Don’t waste your hard earned cash buying Christmas presents for free-loading relatives and kids that are clearly going to put you into a care home one day. Instead, invest 99p in Flibbertigibbet’s latest annual: ‘Bitcoins to be replaced with Lego’. This magnificent volume contains all the answers to life and a clear strategy for obtaining healthy and manageable hair.




Thanks to George Osborne devaluing the UK economy, 99p is actually worth next to nothing. In fact once you take into account VAT, Amazon’s 65% and natural wastage; I’ll be paying you to take this book off my hands.

If by some crazy chance you actual read it and enjoy it – please feel free to write something nice on Amazon in response. Hell, even if you don’t like it feel free to write a grumpy review – I’ll take anything at this point!

Much Love




2 comments on “Bitcoins to be replaced with Lego (Flibbertigibbet News 2014)

  1. garyhoadley
    November 20, 2014

    Free loading relatives and kids. Love it mate!


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