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Miliband declares victory in US Midterms‏


Much to the surprise and delight of the Labour faithful, their leader announced sweeping gains in the US Senate. Despite being separated by a political ideology and 3000 miles of … Continue reading

November 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Navy Seal claims he shot Bin Laden but ‘…didn’t shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!’


US commandos and Bob Marley fans are openly squabbling over who fired the shot that killed the al-Qaeda leader. There are varying accounts of what happened on that fateful raid, … Continue reading

November 18, 2014 · 2 Comments

Men happy to sit in Beckham pants drinking Beckham whiskey‏


Style and body conscious men have been united in their support of David Beckham™’s new Haig Club whisky advert. Not only does it open the door for the metro-sexual male … Continue reading

November 17, 2014 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: The annual chocolate knob award for 2014 onwards goes to FIFA, FIFA, FIFA, FIFA…


WINNER: ‘The annual chocolate knob award for 2014 onwards goes to FIFA, FIFA, FIFA, FIFA…’ (from Squudge)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 15th Nov 2014 RUNNERS … Continue reading

November 16, 2014 · 1 Comment

Rise in orphans linked to Theresa May’s dream of casting ‘Annie’


With the number of children living in temporary accommodation at a three-year high, it has become self-evident that the Home Secretary is socially engineering a nation of plucky, red-haired waifs. … Continue reading

November 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Home Office asks for advice on how to fix an Inquiry


With regret Home Secretary Theresa May has conceded that she has run out of ‘dodgy’ candidates to appoint to chair the Inquiry into Historic Child Abuse. Having lost Baroness Butler-Sloss … Continue reading

November 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

George Osborne declares himself half-man half-prophet half-mathematical genius


Twenty four million UK tax payers are being sent, by the Treasury, a breakdown of Government spending – which has all the transparency of a Conservative Donor list. With the … Continue reading

November 12, 2014 · 2 Comments

Tim Cook – Proud to be gay but not proud of iTunes


Apple’s CEO has given his support to alternate sexualities but refused to endorse any music player that refuses to sync with other devices. A spokesman for the global corporation admitted: … Continue reading

November 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

11 Nov – A nation remembers where it left last year’s poppy


Recalling the World War I armistice, people of the Commonwealth will observe a minute’s silence, while they scramble around looking for the poppy they accidently paid for in 2002. For … Continue reading

November 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

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