Flibbertigibbet News

The Truth about Goats

Season’s Greetings … BUY MY BOOK!!!

Ello, Folks. Flibbertigibbet News is hibernating for the festive period but will be back in the New Year with more appallingly written stories. In the mean time I hope Santa brings … Continue reading

December 16, 2014 · 2 Comments

Nigel Farage fears ‘rivers of congestion’

Alluding to Enoch Powell’s prophetic warning in 1968, the UKIP leader claimed that Britain’s waterways will soon be clogged up with east Europeans on barge holidays. Speaking to supporters, Mr. … Continue reading

December 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘High winds in Scotland disrupt Christmas Tree sales’

WINNER: ‘High winds in Scotland disrupt Christmas Tree sales’ (Al OPecia)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 13th Dec 2014 RUNNERS UP: ‘I’m giving up fir trees … Continue reading

December 14, 2014 · 2 Comments

George Osborne to bring back Rickets‏

As he rolls back public finance to the 1930s, the Chancellor announced a return to a golden age of austerity. Buoyed by the overwhelming support for his attempt to recreate … Continue reading

December 12, 2014 · 5 Comments

Brown quits to become Jordan’s new ghost-writer

With the untimely demise of Kate Price’s sole ghost-writer, the Scottish curmudgeon and one time Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has offered to take over the literary mantle. Stepping down from … Continue reading

December 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Riots as US runs out of bullets

At 1.36 Eastern Standard Time the United States of America officially declared that they had run out of ammo. The ensuing chaos has seen riots and looting in twelve major … Continue reading

December 10, 2014 · 7 Comments

Festive Jumpers: Are they the new black?‏

What’s snuggly, fun and covered in Santas? Of course, the answer is Stripper Elves; but to some it is festive jumpers. Up and down the country, designers ask the same … Continue reading

December 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Turkish President claims not all Presidents are equal

Recep Tayyip Erdogan has made a bold claim that not all State Leaders are elected equally. Gesturing to his own $350 million (€270 million) Presidential residence, Mr. Erdogan made it … Continue reading

December 8, 2014 · 5 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘…and so, as a reminder, for next year’s AGM please attend it in a dress like me’

WINNER: ‘…and so, as a reminder, for next year’s AGM please attend it in a dress like me, and remember, ‘it ain’t true unless I say so’.Thank you’ (from Runny Porridge) … Continue reading

December 7, 2014 · 2 Comments

Reformation (play script)

Prize Winners

Our readers described Flibbertigibbet News as ..."only slightly less accurate than the Daily Mail"(Dizzychick84) ..."clearly under-appreciated" (Sean Smithson)..."Half man, half goat. All Comedy"(JizzOSmith)..."the best reason for smirking at work" (DavidHollands) and ..."clearly an elaborate internet phishing scam!"(XangChek12)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive FREE notifications of new posts by email.

Join 9,519 other followers

Blog Stats

  • 48,355 fumbles

Follow Wrenfoe on Twitter


Award Winning

Reader Review

"It takes a sick and yet highly evolved mind to fully grasp the sophistication of your humor. I tried to explain this to my wife, who thought I was having convulsions as I lay on the floor laughing." (Mike Lince)

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2018

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2019

NewsBiscuit 15 Years of Typos

Flib Zealots

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2014

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2013

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2015

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2016

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2017