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Season’s Greetings … BUY MY BOOK!!!


Ello, Folks.

Flibbertigibbet News is hibernating for the festive period but will be back in the New Year with more appallingly written stories. In the mean time I hope Santa brings you everything you wanted…but if not, lets hope it is a copy of Flibbertigibbet’s latest annual: ‘Bitcoins to be replaced with Lego’. For a meagre 99p you can while away Christmas dinner with at least a few jokes better than those contained in the tawdry crackers you purchased.

 

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BUY IT HERE

Thanks to George Osborne devaluing the UK economy, 99p is actually worth next to nothing. In fact once you take into account VAT, Amazon’s 65% and natural wastage; I’ll be paying you to take this book off my hands.

If by some crazy chance you actual read it and enjoy it – please feel free to write something nice on Amazon in response. Hell, even if you don’t like it feel free to write a grumpy review – I’ll take anything at this point!

See you in 2015!

Wrenfoe

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2 comments on “Season’s Greetings … BUY MY BOOK!!!

  1. Lindy Moone
    December 16, 2014

    Happy Holidays to you, Wrenfoe!
    Haven’t been around much, but I will catch up sometime when I’m not so busy. Meanwhile, thanks for the book. Pretty cheap for that many pages.
    Wait, you mean you can’t use Kindle pages in lieu of bog roll?
    Crap.
    Oh well, I guess I’ll have to read it, then…
    (I love the editor. Worth every penny, I’m sure!)

  2. Wrenfoe
    December 16, 2014

    Lol. Cheers, Lindy. Have a great hols!

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