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Greece vote to change billing address


Today the Greek electorate were celebrating the adoption of a national policy of ‘the cheque being in the post’. Winning 36% of votes counted, the Syriza Party was able to … Continue reading

January 29, 2015 · 2 Comments

Page 3 to now feature extracts from the Chilcot Inquiry‏


In a surprise u-turn, The Sun newspaper has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images; including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons … Continue reading

January 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Lib Dems to eradicate the main cause of childhood illiteracy – children ‏


In a bold statement of intent, Party Leader Nick Clegg set out his kid-free vision of the future. With a clear manifesto commitment, the Lib Dems expect to put an … Continue reading

January 27, 2015 · 3 Comments

Islamic State tweets ‘haters gonna hate’


Hacking into the US military’s Centcom account, hackers working for IS have sent a clear message to the world that ‘Harry Styles is lush’. Using social media, the terrorist organisation … Continue reading

January 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Suspicions were aroused that Luke Skywalker might be hiding on Old Earth in Detroit.


WINNER: ‘Suspicions were aroused that Luke Skywalker might be hiding on Old Earth in Detroit’ (from Al OPecia)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 24th Jan 2015 … Continue reading

January 25, 2015 · 2 Comments

‘I have your solution’, Reaper tells NHS


Speaking to a room of packed journalists and morticians, the Grim Reaper outlined his strategic plan to reduce waiting lists with a scythe-based clog-popping initiative. Faced with unprecedented A&E queues … Continue reading

January 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

10 million refugees would have liked socks for Christmas


While many of us, fattened like the long departed turkey, cast aspersions over the imaginative gifts we received; one corner of the world would be grateful for any present. Syrian … Continue reading

January 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Fox News forced to concede Birmingham does not exist


In an embarrassing retraction, Fox News Corporation issued a statement confirming that US commentator Steve Emerson had completely fabricated great swathes of the West Midlands. Their humiliation was compounded by … Continue reading

January 20, 2015 · 3 Comments

All Oscar nominations are ironic


In attempt to inject a sense of humility and suspense into proceedings, the 2015 Academy Award nominees will now be reeled off in a mildly sarcastic manner. The general public, … Continue reading

January 19, 2015 · 3 Comments

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