Flibbertigibbet News

The Truth about Goats

Typo sees 2.5 million Britons living with a chancer


Be it a cheating partner or a shifty Uncle who knows how to get you broadband on the cheap, most of us are now living with an unscrupulous character, forever looking for life’s cheat code. Department of Health officials say survival rates for cancer are at an all-time high, while your bank balance surviving a dubious ‘get-rich’ scheme of your brother-in-law’s is almost zero.

On the straight and narrow

On the straight and narrow

There are various virulent strains of chancer from politicians to business leaders, often lying dormant until your pin number becomes available. Much has be done in recent years to raise the profile of the Breast Chancer, personified by Dave Lee Travis, who will ‘grab a handful’ at the first opportunity. While only a deep rectal probe will reveal the biggest chancer of them all, the George Osborne pyramid scheme.

The NHS website offers this advice: ‘If you or someone you know is living with a chancer, you should check to see if you are covered by insurance. Going for regular check-ups with HM Revenue and Customs will hopefully reveal fraudulent love ones. And if someone says something that sounds too good to be true, they’re probably Nigel Farrage’.

Tragically chancers can also strike the very young, as the high teenage pregnancy rates will attest. For many, spotting a chancer may be too late and they ignore the growing sense they may have been duped. One doctor said: ‘If your 30 year old son still lives at home. He may be a chancer. If your builder ignores load bearing lintels. Chancer. If you are hoping a sex scandal doesn’t ruin holidays at Balmoral. You’re fifth in line to the throne’.

by @Wrenfoe

Advertisements

2 comments on “Typo sees 2.5 million Britons living with a chancer

  1. graphicmatrix
    January 14, 2015

    Dark side of intelligence. Always looking for easier, better, faster, more comfortable etc.

  2. Wrenfoe
    January 14, 2015

    😀

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Information

This entry was posted on January 14, 2015 by in UK Health and tagged , , , .

Prize Winners

Our readers described Flibbertigibbet News as ..."only slightly less accurate than the Daily Mail"(Dizzychick84) ..."clearly under-appreciated" (Sean Smithson)..."Half man, half goat. All Comedy"(JizzOSmith)..."the best reason for smirking at work" (DavidHollands) and ..."clearly an elaborate internet phishing scam!"(XangChek12)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive FREE notifications of new posts by email.

Join 548 other followers

Blog Stats

  • 34,928 fumbles

Follow Wrenfoe on Twitter

By

Award Winning

Reader Review

"It takes a sick and yet highly evolved mind to fully grasp the sophistication of your humor. I tried to explain this to my wife, who thought I was having convulsions as I lay on the floor laughing." (Mike Lince)

Flib Zealots

Reformation (play script)

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2014

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2013

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2015

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2016

%d bloggers like this: